Buff Movie Buff: Maniac Cop (Patreon)
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My bastard internet is so shit this bastard video took an entire bastard day to upload onto this bastard site. I got a few more to upload which means I'm gonna be battling it all day again, so as usual I'm suffering for you, and if you never see me again it means my bad connection won, and I'm dead in an alley just like the many victims of my hero, Maniac Cop.
This person had the audacity and hubris to request not one but 2 films, and i had the unparalleled professionalism and commitment to kicking ass to go above and beyond even that. So you're welcome, people of Earth, for this tour de force of a Buff Movie Buff retrospective on the entire Maniac Cop series, an unsung pillar of American Cinema, just like me.
Maniac Cop and I are similar in many ways. We're both obscenely strong, totally unstoppable, incorruptible, cooler than anyone else in the entire world and out for vengeance. I too can not be killed and will not rest until my dark work is complete. The only difference is Maniac Cop's work is killing cops and my work is killing myself by creating really good videos that nobody deserves to see except paying customers. But aside from that one small difference in our professions, he and I are soul brothers.