Buff Movie Me: Groovy Tubi Tales (Patreon)

I'm too poor to relax so i axed all my streaming services except for Tubi, which is free, and therefore the only one that matters. On nights when I'm able to successfully melt my brain with enough substances to enjoy entertainment, i happily accept my ad-ucation in exchange for some ad-utainment, because at least the tubi ads don't go off like a fucking jet engine every five fucking minutes like the ones on youtube. 

Here are some quick flick picks and groovy tubi movie reviewvies from the hippest fuckin film boof on my couch, me. These recomendations come straight from my "watch again" list, which means i already watched them at least once to make sure they kick ass and don't suck. Some of them I've watched multiple times, usually when Van Damme is involved.