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Questions From Patrons: The Guaranteed* Audio 10th Episode Special! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-06-28 13:40:13
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2026-10

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We're shooting a special video podcast this weekend and we need YOUR questions!The tenth episode of Guaranteed* Audio is coming in fast, and we're going out of our way to make it the best episode of the show to date. For starters: it'll be a video episode!For our Q+A segment, we'd like to get some questions from our Patrons, as always.Put any question you might have for Kevin, Ryan, or Neil down below in the comments section. We'll do our best to read them this Saturday while filming the special episode.

Comments

Hillary Taverna

Pikabread's comment made me think of a video I saw this year of someone opening Ferrero Rocher chocolates and finding maggots in them. Now my childhood love of them is ruined. My question is: Can each of you share one awful food memory from your childhood?

MC Melody Doll

What’s your favourite type of rock (or mineral) and why?

Sam P

Is there any form of media that you can't stand watching/playing/listening to because they clearly didn't do their research on a field you're familiar with?

Bucket Mouse

What's your least favorite Pokemon and why?

Branden Diniz

How much time (maybe per minute of video) goes into post-production for a typical video?

Christine Medico

What are some of your favorite Halloween costumes that you've worn growing up? Did you usually make your own or get store bought costumes?

breakfast2

This one's for my main man, the Neil Deal himself: Spirit Phone stuck with me through a pretty ragged breakup recently. One thing I love about it is the deep personal business underlying the narratives. Are any tracks on there *definitely breakup songs*, or am I projecting?

Alex Johnson

Can you recall and particularly odd or memorable pieces of shareware, or even just websites, from the days of slow internet speeds in the 90s?

Spirit

Do any of you have weird or crazy fan stories? (admirers of your work fans, not air circulating fans)

Spencer Cain

Do you have any weird or crazy fan stories? (the air circulating kind, we need to spread more awareness of the dangers of Fan Death)

Michael 'Kikin Rad' Corless

As kids that who probably walked down the Horror Aisle at your Video Store, what were some of the more fascinating covers you remember? Perhaps the most disappointing movies compared to very promising covers?

Bulldozer

With how Hollywood seems to be obsessed with making sequels/reboots for pretty much every old movie nowadays, here's an interesting question: is there a movie, you think, that has not received a sequel but could actually use one/would benefit from a sequel?

BELLA!

It's your 10th Guaranteed Audio! How exciting! What are your hopes for the future?? Do you think we'll reach Liquid Guaranteed Entertainment????

Carter Lovelace

Hey Ryan and co, do you have any thoughts, opinions, or ruminations on cryptids? Do you think any of them real? What's your favorite cryptid? Have you ever seen a creature you can't explain? (Originally there was a lot more pageantry in the wording of this question but the trusted friend and confidant I showed it to for proofreading said it was too "over the top" and "stupid" and "seriously just write like a normal human being" but I still put this bit in even though he would definitely say no. You don't have to read this part but, like... you can I guess.)

Byona

Ryan: what's your opinion on Lovecraft? Do you have a favourite tale by him? Or any favourite cosmic horror tales at all, by any author? (Neil and Kevin I don't know how much you know about HPL but if you have an opinion then go ahead)

Viva Reverie

Hey! So I went back and watched the whole New Kids on the Rock catalog for the first time between this episode and the last, it was great and I'm glad I had a look! My question is about the NKotR episode that never saw the light of day, the "Missing episode" referred to as either "Unlucked" or "Bad Lucked" depending on where you look, about a cursed four-leaf clover. I'm curious about its story, how it went missing, and if there's a possibility of it ever being remade. I know there was a pretty faithful fan-recreation based on the original script you released, but what are your thoughts on you revisiting the episode today? Thanks!

Joe Shuttle

With this being the anniversary of Guaranteed Video making its mark on the World Wide Web, what is your take away from each of the short films & sketches that have chronicled this past year? If you had the opportunity to make a movie where you took two movie monsters to be pitted against each other, where one would actually save humanity in the process, what monsters would you pick, and how would the story play out? Did you guys ever discuss: an origin story, a prequel, or sequel for Mister Basement? ….Who is in the attic? Can bug spray & repellent expire, and if so, can the bugs become stronger afterwards if used against them? Which of you is better at making a paper airplanes?

Spirit

I think something went wrong with the files after it was recorded if I remember correctly. Kevin posted a link to the original script but the page is long gone. Do you have a link to the recreation?

Spirit

I always interpreted that Mr. Basement is a divorcee and the attic is where his narcissistic ex wife lives

Viva Reverie

Here's the recreation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ByufXWq8JA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ByufXWq8JA</a> Both Kevin and Neil commented on it so I know they've seen it, no idea if Ryan has though. Also, although the link for the original script is dead, WayBackMachine has it archived here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20100215080246/http://api.ning.com/files/pYa6YOHVtby5FbTfXlmezGU4R6s2bAgqzZ35wdR*yVnVIa0fvGKQkaF0ZICqPX3ck8q7YbdzeOM*5SoRc1G-6MuNJzsvv*-X/NewKidsOnTheRockEight.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://web.archive.org/web/20100215080246/http://api.ning.com/files/pYa6YOHVtby5FbTfXlmezGU4R6s2bAgqzZ35wdR*yVnVIa0fvGKQkaF0ZICqPX3ck8q7YbdzeOM*5SoRc1G-6MuNJzsvv*-X/NewKidsOnTheRockEight.pdf</a>