Care Of Your Neurotic Cat (Patreon)

That's much better.  Less arguing, you Throuple, and more of this sort of thing!  Show dear Valerie how special she is!

You can tell that this pic is at least partial fantasy because I don't care how healthy and buff you are, no 40-something can spend any length of time putting their weight on their knees without collapsing in total agony.  Try it someday!