Tales From Retail (Patreon)

If you work in retail, I'm assuming you've had the experience of parents figuring you're a free babysitter.  Liz has had many instances of parents abandoning their children where you're not allowed to leave them, and then getting upset when security is called on the unaccompanied minors.  Which is bizarre, considering how absolutely deadset parents are on protecting the children from anything outside their influence these days.