Deadeye VS Longboi (Patreon)
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2022-08-24 21:18:06
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I'm in the mood for Pokemon, people! Deadeye Jigglypuff was one of my first ever Pokemon, from way back in the 90s. She has grown old, raggedy and full of spit and vinegar, just like me. She should not be crossed. By "double slap" she means "twice with a shattered bottle to the face".
Did you know that Furret is canonically as big as Charizard? I find this amusing, and envisioned a battle between Deadeye and this massive monster mustalid. In before KAE LOOK HOW YOU MASSACRED MY LONGBOI
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