Mummy's Girls (Patreon)

That includes you, General!

And yet beware: if cute children or pets decide that you are their pillow, you have to hold it until you die.  I don't make the rules.  Honestly, just looking at Liv is making my legs fall asleep.

That said, here's a song about how moms are awesome... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWZ3YsusoD0