Look Well, Look Well, O Newts (Patreon)

Yan would rather drink a beer than win father of the year.  Baby Yunan's first words, I presume, were "this fuckin' guy".

Some have asked me if Yunan had a second parent.  Yan originally fed his daughter a line that the noble Lady Longclaw died tragically in childbirth.  When Yunan didn't buy that, Yan doubled back and stated that her hussy mother threw the baby at him and told them both to go kick rocks.  If he can be believed at all, I'm leaning towards the latter.

Back when Yunan still had her baby gills, Yan still had two arms.  Now we know!

I was born standing up and talking back...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbI3G7t7pkc