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So yesterday, Traci's sister Mindy took me to the local library to scan in my Mink pages. They had a nice, big scanner in the Makerspace, so I thought I was sorted.

   But the software operating the scanner wouldn't open, so that was no good. Next, we tried the library's big printer. But the controls were so complex and counter-intuitive, it became a long, frustrating slog. The files finally obtained could not be downloaded to my thumb drive, for some inexplicable reason. So they were e-mailed to me.

   ....But all 3 pages were in one bundle, inseparable. At least with the software available to me. My Photoshop CS3 wouldn't work without a Java patch. I downloaded that. Now it said, lemme see, "Licensing for this product has stopped working. You cannot use this product at this time".

I couldn't renew my Creative Cloud Photoshop either - seems I must update my OS first, and for some reason that wasn't possible either. Trying to buy Photoshop outright from Adobe sent me to a blank page. Just didn't want to talk to me at all, not even a "fuck you, poorboy!" It seems Enshittification is picking up the pace.

But Mindy had Adobe Workspace, or something like that, at her workplace. So I downloaded Photoshop onto her computer, and commenced to chop the file from the library into 3 separate pages. I managed to do that, but turns out that they were scanned in grayscale, and so covered in cruft from the pencils. I simply had not the time to clean it all up. Eeesh. Computers don't LIKE us, I swear.

But here's a sample from what I've been talking about, just as proof that I haven't been sitting around and playing with myself all this time. You'll get the proper posts once I'm back home with access to my creaky, but functional graphics set-up, OK?

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Zenfold

Adobe hasn't sold its wares outright for a long time now, its all subscription bullshit and they have no intention of helping anyone who isn't currently paying them and even then they treat you like shit. The way to go IMO is to just pirate whatever version you actually own, nuke the update services and block all adobe IPs at your router and run that for the rest of time. I've been running CS5 master collection since I bought it as that was the last thing they sold before going to creative cloud and fucked all their customers over. In short, never update old installs of standalone adobe software, any current updates will just break what works that you already paid for and force you to spend more money with adobe on a never ending, ever more expensive cloud based pile of bullshit.

Karl Maurer

I use an old product called "ULead PhotoImpact 6". Once installed, it's directory can be copied to anywhere, and if you run "Iedit.exe" as admin, it works with no complaints. I've owned it since it came with one of the scanners I bought decades ago. Later versions will have some issues, but any version that came out before Windows 7 or 8 -should- be okay as they should not require 'phoning home' to allow use.

Major Matt Mason

Learn GIMP. The price is right and it works.

Truedragon5374

Wait... is the new guy that Ukrainian kid who swore to be the Angel's knight?