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First Kill, part 11. (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-26 18:27:59
Imported:
2026-06

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Pro tip: Never stick the muzzle of a gun in your nose and pull the trigger.

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KiraKurotsuchi

But it’s okay to stick it in the other’s nose. ROFL

Link!

Don't keep your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot! rookie mistake

Skunkupine

More important rules: 1) Guns are NOT force-field projectors. Having a gun will NOT prevent the other party from grabbing/hitting/stabbing you. 2) Guns are ranged weapons. Do not let the other guy close to melee distance - shoot them before that happens. 3) As a wise man once said: "If you are going to talk, talk. If you are going to shoot, shoot, don't talk!"

Winkin

Luckily we're pretty sure he wasn't using that side of his brain anyway.