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Animals, Funny, part 10. (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-27 17:43:50
Edited:
2026-02-27 17:44:15
Imported:
2026-08

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And that's pretty much that, unless I run across a really funny real-animal joke. I might go with "Daisy Does Horses" for the next "main" storyline. And after that, maybe back to the Mink? Lessee, how many story hooks have I left dangling, there?

*Politicians in the Magicians' Stronghold

*Teaching the Blue Knight and Beatrice magic.

*Missions for the Office of Metahuman Affairs.

*Bauer and his expanding "Green Band" empire.

*Educating Embla

*And what are the Bedlamites up to?

Maybe I should put all the story ideas on index cards in a hat, shake 'em up and pick one out at random? Heh! What do you call the opposite of writer's block?

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KiraKurotsuchi

And don’t forget there’s Billy Wholesale they gotta deal with, lol.

09Klr650

Have you considered free-range beef? Over a half million calories from each life.

SenGrisane

Our family dog (Sheila) didn't like the cat (Sneaky) touching her and would jump away. So the Sneaky took great joy in touching Sheila. His favorite way was walking between Sheila's legs, while she was distracted by food, and once underneath raise her tail to tickle her belly.

VGR

Hope it’s okay to post this story here: Long ago, I was a camp counselor and we decided to take the kids to a zoo which was not too far from the camp. The kids were jeering the male lion (“You’re not so tough” etc.), who mostly just lumbered around while showing no interest in them. After a while, though, he’d apparently had enough: he walked up to the fence, slowly turned around, and sprayed some of the kids with generous amounts of pee.