Fishman Pirates and Wet Birds (Patreon)

I dunno about y'all but Jumanji (1995) put the fear of pelicans deep inside of me; I just can't shake the belief in my heart of hearts that they're uniquely evil animals that have it out for me.

In working these, though, I discovered that people throughout history have mistrusted pelicans, with one surprisingly widespread myth being that they have incredible powers of necromancy, feeding their blood to corpses to resurrect them.

For the Cobramode stat blocks, we've got more pirates, because you can genuinely never have enough quirky pirates.

Sommos Pirates

Gulls

Pelicans