Wild Mutations - Permanent Wild Magic Effects (Patreon)

My tables have always lost their minds over the Grog of Substantial Whimsy, so I figure it's time I make my own version that addresses my ancient gripes with the original chaos-serum; for your perusing pleasure today allow me to present this artisanal d100 table of sort-of useful magical mutations to deploy when your players are subjected to so much magic that something big simply has to happen.

Wild Mutations

Hey, you! Are you in or around Bakersfield, CA? Are you reading this before March 6th, 2026? If so, you should come out and see some STEEL FIGHTING over at Trials of Ursus this weekend and say "hi". I'll be there fighting with the SLO Manticores and in dire need of moral support; I'm quite bad at this sport.