The Carly Collins Project - Entry One - Gold Edition (Patreon)

Entry One

Day One of “The Carly Collins Project” and I feel like I’m both over and under-prepared. (I still think the name alone is dumb as hell but if I don’t use it, Sam will get pissed when she reads this later.)

Any moment now, I’ll see the blinking yellow lights of the Femazon truck delivering a casual life-changing moment and I’ll be off to the races. It already took Sam and Chloe months after they started on their diffusers to get me to try it myself. Much as I hate to admit it, with them both a bit taller than me now it really gives me that “Little Sister Syndrome,” third wheel kinda vibes when we’re all out together.

But, when you live in a world where a few extra feet are just an online shop purchase away, taking the plunge is as easy as a few clicks I suppose. Once I plug it in, all I have to do is… Well, nothing really. They say it helps you stay more active which is nice, but elsewise you just start a natural second puberty. Sam and Chloe haven’t been far enough in yet to tell me if any of the other aspects of puberty apply, but it sounds like a whole lot is possible from the online reviews.

I’m sure it’ll all be fine. The two of them look great (Sam’s chest has really started exploding as of late too, my God.) so it’s just a matter of time for me. Maybe this will be more of the inspiration I need to get off my own ass and get back to writing more than just my diary (And dumb monologues). Hopefully this will be just what I need to bring some of my originality back into my life.

One can only hope in this weird world of amazons, right?