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[#70] Uncensored - About Our Breakup (Patreon)

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2024-04-16 19:00:10
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2024-12-15 02:24:21
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2026-06
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This week QT and Maya asked viewers the question, What Was Your Worst Breakup Experience? While sharing some of their person experiences, they read through submissions.

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loofilovegood

your resilience and speed is impressive

Elena Ivanova

Same i saw the title on the notificatio and i was like this is a bait. This is a bait. But i was still scared and clicked immediately

Lilith

QT You look like MacKenzie Davis from Station Eleven

Tyler Feltz

qt drinking out of a measuring cup lol

AJ Witt

she's so real for that

Sam

If my cousin was staying with me and proceeded to cheat with my gf, I would take a beer can and put it through his teeth. He’s better than me.

Erika

my anxiety was like: WHO'S BREAKING UP THIS IS A CATASTROPHE & then you realize it's bait.... 🫠

Goose

I married my high school sweetheart last year. We’ve been together for 10 years and are still having a good time together. Definitely not the norm, but not impossible!

Will Douglas

friend of mine was in a high school relationship from age 12/13 up until recent (just turned 29) and somehow they just got onto the topic of kids. Were moved out, owned a home etc. friend wanted kids, girlfriend didn't

anski

My high school bf kept cheating on me and when I broke up with him for the last time he punched a mailbox so hard he broke his hand. I had to drive him back to his house and wait with him before his mom took him to the ER; the whole time he talked about how we’d go to the same college (we didn’t) and be together while I was just sitting there waiting to go home. Honestly a beautiful ending to the messiest relationship

Pnwoah

I'm so ashamed that I know the sagemommy jettdaddy break up thing.

Shelby

Hey qt I’m pretty sure TTPD will be released at 9pm PST/12am EST so if you feel like moving your stream up a couple hours it would be much appreciated.

Serenalynn927

TTPD is definitely 9pm on the 18th your time QT! Cant wait for the stream. That dress is so cute!!

PuffTheDargon

Hi. Im josh. Yeah it took a lot to not be petty tbh. But anything i did would have potentiallly hurt those kids who i liked so i didnt. plus it felt really good to be the bigger man and just walk. My family disowned that cousin. He is technically my second cousin hence the age gap, his mom is my great aunt. My mom used to drive her to cancer appointments and treatment and my cousins sisters used to baby sit me when i was a kid. So like... his family wasnt happy and his mom was still alive when this went down ( his mom passed two weeks after my grandma) and she smacked him for me haha. they both tried to make up stories about what happened but like i had proof of everything at one point and it just didnt hold. I had gotten my grandfathers inheritance shortly after me and her started dating and i spent all of it helping her. New phone cause her ex husband was a psycho and smashed hers, fixed her truck, paid her rent for a month while she looked for work. Pretty sure thats the only reason she stuck around at all looking back. The only thing i did in retaliation of any kind was when we met at my grandmother sfuneral and he brought her i confronted them and said some shit. The best one being looking at them both and then looking at the cousin and telling him to remember everytime they kiss where her mouth was first. as crass as it is it was fucking funny and made me chuckle so i won. Im 30 now, been single since this, did some therapy, enjoying my life, big chillin. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

PuffTheDargon

the thought crossed my mind. But tbf this cousin was way older and had done time at one point and likely woulda beat my ass. Plus jail wasnt worth it for him. I said some shit and punched some air and screamed into some voids. Just didnt let them know they broke me was all i cared about.

PuffTheDargon

Oh yeah she texted me saying she didnt wanna hear from me again and acted like somehow i was the problem. Maybe i was too much too fast? idk man i was pretty good. Like im 21 driving her kids to daycare, taking her to the courthouse for paperwork, i had just started a new job and was getting in shit for being late because of deallign with cops when her psycho ex would break into the house in the middle of the night. i literally had to use a butter knife to jam in the door to prevent it from opening when wed go to bed at night. He smasehd the tv and took her modem so her kids couldnt watch tv. I took her on a few trips out of town and helped her with shared custody with this guy. Some additional context is how i met her was through friends of my family who were all in motorcycles if that makes any sense. So the tattoo thing was kind of a big start of it cause i helped get her new machines and was her first practice piece getting back into it. And yeah the tattoo is my whole forearm haha. I designed it with her and it does look very good considering it was done at her kitchen at midnight randomly one night. idk if ill ever cover it up tbh i like the tattoo and it taught me some shit in life. Plus the saying is kinda important to me.

PuffTheDargon

Side note. My brother and his now wife just got married last year. Theyve been dating since MIDDLE SCHOOL like 9th grade. They were 14/15 when they started dating.

PuffTheDargon

theyre turning 27 this year. so 12 years already.

TwilitStripes

Personally I think that tattoo is covetable. It didn’t look like there was much think black heavy line work so a coverup might work without needing laser first

PuffTheDargon

yeah im not gonna cover it. i like the tattoo, why risk covering it with something shit. its a part of life. so yolo just leave it be

Cindy A

"No he's my cousin." "Brodie's YOUR COUSIN?!" made me laugh so hard 😂

Taylor

44:50 Anyone know what episode QT told this story? I don't think I've heard it before.

PuffTheDargon

I missed it the first time. My cousin was staying with us cause his wife kicked him out cause he hadnt been working and was just doing dumb reckless shit and theyd been together like 20 years and never really got allong just stayed together for their own kids i presume. idk the full story tbh. The ex and her husband split because her husband was abusive as hell. verbally and like super controlling. he wanted to home school the kids and make her teach them and wouldnt let her go back to work and would scream at her and throw shit and had a nuts temper it was likely just inevitable he got physical directly with her. They had also been together apparently since they were like 17 or 18 and got married super fast and had 2 kids. the kids at the time were like 4 and 6 if i remember correctly. its been like 9 years i dont remember exactly. Also as it turned out she was like polyamourous as her and my cousin have a third (male) and all live together on some ranch or something last i heard here in canada.

A_Rodimus

I'm so confused, was this the Youtube episode or the Patreon?

Swick

The Sally story has me wondering if they ever confirmed they were dating, cause from the story it sounds like he thought they were fwb's and she thought they were dating, thats why his actions sound so damn strange. Like did they ever go on dates? Did Sally or the dude ever say bf/gf/dating? We need way more info here this story feels incomplete.

Swick

holy shit dude, this whole story is insane, glad you're doing better now & hope you find someone who isn't a terrible person

Jose Marin

Mayas story to me doesn’t sound as clear as they made it sound. You tell someone that if they’re not into this as much it’s understandable and they reply “I’m down” seems ambiguous! Like are they down to be exclusive or are they down to keep exploring? Idk That last story is funny but they dated 2 weeks before prom. The story sounded like 1 date then nothing so were they exclusive or just dating? It was high school which you’re too dumb to ask if we’re exclusive and if she doesn’t wanna see you then wtf are you even? Glad it worked out for them

Rx ScopezZ

A 4th reason for "Hey girlie" text is the opening line from someone asking you to join an MLM

PuffTheDargon

Yeah my life kinda been one wild ass fever dream hahah. This is just the tippy top of a fucked up iceberg. Appreciate that, we stay golden.

Ryan Cappas

Great episode. The karate high school break-up story ending with "all high relationships don't last" made me want to share my story. I'm 28 yo and have been with my "now" wife since 2010. We got together at the end of 8th grade, went to high school together, decided to go to college together, and married mid-colleague (partially for the financial benefits). We have now been happily married for 8 years. We have 2 young children and a dog; we even bought our first house together recently. I know my story may be 1 in a million, but I did want to share that ending up with a forever high school sweat heart is possible and still happens. (also, if curious, neither of us is a highly religious person nor from a small rural area. We both were born and raised in California.)

Shaun Cheah

They recorded two eps. The ep they recorded first was initially intended for YouTube, but events conspired to end it up on Patreon. That is the bonus episode. The ep they recorded next was intended for Patreon, but fate had others plans and it ended up on YouTube. This is that episode under which we are currently commenting.

Shaun Cheah

Sometimes I read stories about people who have won the lottery or found great financial success and they went on to save and spend it well in good measure and it's a nice feeling to read those stories, I feel good for them and happy that they're happy. But then sometimes I read those kinds of stories and feel another way (about myself).

ashyc

the sage mommy x jett daddy stuff is sooo embarrassing dude , on both ends for sure but she’s 24/25/26 edating but not actually edating a 18/19/20 year old guy?! Continuously bringing him up and bashing him post breakup on her stream like girlll you never even met in person give it a rest 😆

ashyc

also I sent a “hey girlyyy your bf keeps messaging me asking to boink” and then she tried to beat me up outside my math class for “messaging him back and encouraging him” 🤪

Jorge Ramirez

“Don’t let your wife stop you from finding true love” -Maya (probably lol)

Arrowni

When Maya said the next story was related to the one they were discussing before I 100% thought it'd be about someone who dated Orlando Bloom

Emma Schmitt

me sitting here in my 7+ year relationship that started in highschool ._. (I hope it will not end in disaster)

David

yay

Steven Precourt

So did the woman tattoo the "Death is certain, life is not" as a self report because she already knew she break up with the guy?