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[#127] Patreon Bonus (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-28 19:01:00
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2025-05-28 21:47:10
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fork

as an avid yard/wine about it follower, I finally got the wine about it patreon just for this episode. also start a new job today so I deserve a treat :D

Constructo

"Who's Georgie, is that a breast?" Is funny af

Becca

Concealer BEFORE foundation??

DeftCG

I think the perception (and probably reality) of women being more willing to date in-relationship men and men being less willing to date in-relationship women comes down to the patriarchal culture. Not like, consciously most of the time, but we just live in a culture where many people see women as more "belonging to" men then the men "belong to" the women. Just echoes from when women weren't recognized as valid heads of households and such. The same way a doctor may talk to a boyfriend about his girlfriend's medical care instead of directly addressing her when she's right there in the room. (Which is a more blatant patriarchal display)

Alanna M

Lmao amazing ep! Anyone who isn’t subbed to the Patreon is missing out 😂

DeftCG

QT: "I manage a store" NICK: "And Ludwig has a bakery" I died💀

Anna Narkevich

what a treat to have a crossover of my two favourite podcasts

Katie Pacer

Lud catching strays 😂😂😂

Lakshya

mayas choice of head apparel was delightful and humorous she is a comedy genius

Imrano

Just because I’m used to misinformation from QT and Maya, I decided to look this up: Decidual cast occurs in about 0.1% of menstruating individuals, that’s roughly 1 in 1000.

Omar G

"we shittin in the pool this summer" 🗣🗣🗣

SVZN77

ludwig lookin like a cozy lil guy 🥰

Jaded Kills

Using concealer before foundation is more old school, using concealer after has been in style for the last like decade I’d say at this point

Elijah

Funnnn

Jaded Kills

I do think it’s a bit wild to not put the pictures they’re being shown on screen

Jacquelyn

As a women I had a decidual cast once after starting birth control…very odd experience 👍

Chloe Johnson

concealer before foundation is crazy work

Brianna Nicole

Fun fact: woman don’t need a pad or tampon or anything to swim. You actually bleed significantly less when submerged in water.

punky

its funny they corrected him cause jews sing shalom aleichem on shabbat which means the same thing as as-salāmuʿalaikum in arabic so honestly close enough

Jo Becker

Maya and Nick's Podcast: The Hoo-Ha Buddies

Zr0w3n

And I finally got the Yard patreon, so we balance it out

kron

Strike two on slime confusing veruca salt for violet beauregard

Braden Smith

Ludwig with the Chris Smoove reference 👍🏻

Slushy

This is giving me flashbacks of maya and esfand. And as a Todd I take offense maya.

Mitch Mitcherson

just now finding out Ryan Higa isn’t related to Maya

Morgan T

Glad I’m not the only one who does foundation and then concealer I was like am I wrong lol

Tyler .

incredible episode and bonus

FakemiliaKo

dawg ive never met anyone who does concealer before foundation

BisonHero

I couldn't decide during that whole bit if QT was trying to tell another "spicy period" outrageous lie that decidual cast happens all the time, or she just forgot that it's actually quite rare.

vindo

i’ve never had a tampon soak up significant amounts of water while swimming, i used to be on swim team and i’ve never heard that happen to any of the girls

eet

The look Maya gave QT when Ludwig said "Hair Follicles" hahaha

Shawn

Slime and maya would be top tier content😂

DeftCG

Another way of thinking about this number is it's roughly the same amount of adult women over 6 FT tall in the US

Daidreemer

So fun. Top tier funny content

Stanley

swift my favorite stinky boy

mars

i NEED the maya x nick podcast im being so for real. even as a patreon segment. it has so much potential

mars

ALSO concealer first can be good if it’s spot concealing so that the coverage effect is seamless but maya is also right, if you’re using a highlighting concealer for undereyes/high points of face you usually do that after foundation unless you’re into underpainting and using a super thin layer of foundation. before and after are both valid there’s no correct order for those imo!

Dylan

we need the yard goes to alveus so bad

jenn

you dont bleed on your period in water (or at least, you bleed at a much slower rate than when out of water) because the pressure of water keeps the blood inside you. water also doesnt get into your vagina very much unless you are trying to open your vagina

lyn ken

i have never had water in my vagina after bathing or swimming,and have never heard of the water bed thing. im almost mayas age and i have NEVER heard of that !?!?!?!

wolf

i wanna say that barring VERY acrobatic activity underwater/in a bath, the amount of blood that actually leaks out into the water feels incredibly minimal. like unless you're actively opening yourself up w fingers or something there's only a tiny bit of leakage. the most i've noticed is when there's already dried blood on my labia, and getting wet just frees it into the water

wolf

me finding this out after always being told to NEVER take a bath on my period, but then realizing how relieving it can be and even IF i use fingers to relieve any discomfort the result is usually just some clumps of bloody tissue that keep to themselves even in the water

wolf

and if you're showering during a heavy period?? letting that shit out to go down the drain is SO RELIEVING

SF

Slime and Johnny are the only bald men I’ve ever been attracted to.