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[#20] Patreon Bonus - This was supposed to go on youtube (Patreon)

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Klav

forsen

Alaynamies

I know this will make my day brighter, thanks

Felipe Boubee

It's crazy how you guys think you're not funny but I spend the whole episode laughing. Loved this one

ohmymira

YALL LOOK SO GOOOOD

eirysse

yay is the ep where qt drinks a whole bottle

Samara

I actually think that was the best intro yet lmao

Miss Willum

I stopped watching fear& for this

Crawhss

Aw. I feel bad for that girl who just moved to Arizona 🥺 Girl probably didn’t know many people and wanted to meet new people and have a hobby. But, then again who knows these days

AbaftUser

Me a man can cut the pee off and it hurts for like 5 seconds and then you're good to go.

Michael

Not only was this a great intro, but this has been a very funny/interesting episode all around. Love it Edit: getting closer to the end of the episode. Seriously this episode was laid back but also funny!! You two don’t need to be anxious about it, that said we pay to watch, so we might just be biased Edit 2. I don’t think you two need to try and make up stories for the main episode, the show is already great!

Moose

I was waiting for the existential crisis as soon as I read the title. This episode was more on rails than literally every episode of the yard tho ngl

Glitch

QT did not let me prepare for this. 1 min in and we already talking about her vagina 😂

soloPFL

In Europe tampons without applicator are the most common ones. I didn’t even know about applicators before seeing a North American tampon. It’s wild when you think about that most of them are plastic.

Spencer

It comes from pusillanimous which means showing a lack of courage or determination. Where Pussy comes from

Samara

One topic I am honestly really curious about as a normie, and would potentially like to see mentioned in an YouTube episodes (or patreon exclusive idk, also don’t feel like you need to), is like… How people in the comments/audience can reduce the stress they put on you two when they decide to comment, or even if they should comment. If that makes sense. The reason I ask is because every time I actually decide to comment about how I like seeing your guys posts, or would like to see more content, I feel a little conflicted about adding to the pressure you guys are experiencing as creators to put shit out. I think it would be interesting to hear from you two about what type of comments, or any other type of audience interaction, make you feel a shit ton of pressure and which others you somewhat enjoy. Sorry if that is confusing and if it’s hard to implement as a topic, and also, I enjoyed this episode a lot. Don’t feel like you need to get drunk/get an energy drink for content, especially when you have to get up early lmao. Thanks for the episode regardless tho and sorry for this being such a long ass comment

Haihan Lin

vagina is the tube that goes to the baby house, the tube that baby slides out. vulva is the entire outside parts down there.

Pnwoah

Hey big menstrual cup enthusiast here. You can absolutely do it with long nails with just being a little careful. Also, yea there is a slight learning curve to it because we all have different anatomies and you just take a little time to adjust to what angles work for you but it is actually super comfortable. Just make sure you get the right size because usually the ones for people who have never given birth are not only smaller but also the silicon is less "tough" and easier to insert. Also ik there are ones without a stem but to start off, getting one with a stem is probably better. (I am not paid off by big mestrual cup btw)

Audrey

Hello Maya was talking about me with the paps, I’m 23 and still haven’t gotten one

Eriel Cruz

The genuine and friend type conversations are fun to watch, do not worry too much about "how are you doing", you both have great friend chemistry and we enjoy the podcast (smiley face)

Erik Ivarsson

Lol the last 20 minutes of this ep is so funny, honestly the whole ep is funny,

Tfries_

oh now maya's tired and qt's mad, ok that's new, usually it's the other way around

Miss Willum

This episode got me through doing my yard work. Thanks ladies. Cant wait for the next one :)

Sorin

Have you tought about using flex tape? I heard it is good with leaks 😁

Anonymous

Is Maya insane this episode?

Anonymous

Have we had prezoh as a guest yet? THAT should be on patreon

Connor Wod

Nothing wrong with this happy with every episode

Axolotl_Pines

also cutting off your pee halfway through is really bad for the urethra

Anonymous

If you know it's going on patreon y'all can just forget the notes and the structure just go off, we all know you here

Jose Marin

I thought this episode was great! Not boring at all. Also for Ludwig gift, I know a couple companies in LA do taco tours on bikes. You basically bike around and stop at various taco places and eat/drink for a few hours while also bicycling!

Vianey ???

fly out conner and surprise him, or get him some custom anime shoes🤷🏽‍♀️

Daddywarbucks

its definitely sweet to put in effort to enjoy your S/O's hobbies/interests, but its also totally okay and good to have separate interests

Daddywarbucks

As a male viewer who also listens to the yard, I love that you guys talk a lot about being women! Its something most people don't talk very candidly about, its very eye opening

Tfries_

every single episode so far (including this one) was legit so funny and interesting. please stop being insecure about the podcast, it's so good!

Belated Rodius

@qt I think you should get Ludwig a map book or atlas or globe

Fjodor

fun to see a bonus so soo, ep was def slower but it sometimes be like that. still a vibe and stuff

starlitstellaa

i'm at the breaking the fourth wall part of the episode and i have to say the vulva/uvula part made me cry laughing, and i had to suppress laughter multiple times after that. yall are literally always funny, even if you're not trying. also i know this was supposed to be the main ep, but i don't usually care if the patreon eps are funny, i just like listening to yall talk <3

starlitstellaa

also also proud (almost) 19 year old viewer here

Dani

Might be time to start getting guests on if you both felt anxiety about the ep being slower but I thought it was finally a good Wine About It type episode from last year. Boyfriends, exes and good WAI chat throughout this ep Last weeks one was weak if any as you guys didn't really talk about anything lol. This ep though was good!

Emily Wren

I’m 26 and haven’t gotten a Pap smear. It used to be 25 when you were supposed to get it but they lowered it to like 22. I also have vaginismus so I’ve been pretty stressed about getting it even though I have really high pain tolerance :/ I loved this ep! I like when you guys talk about real women experiences!

Cherry

this episode was fun LMAO idk what y'all are on about it not being funny

Cherry
>>107691644

also there are many patreon subscribers under the age of 20

Lola

It would be funny tho if it was someone whos voice we know and never admit its made up

Grace

I thought this episode was really good and entertaining!! Also, have never had a pap smear lol

Erin

queens… just give us all ur ‘Slop’ tbh we’ll eat it up. any wine about it content is good with us LMAOO u could talk about grains of sand for 2 hours and id still listen

Ash

yall don't have to be funny every single episode, some of my faves/most memorable have been serious ones that talk about trauma and shit lmao

sophie
>>107691536

honestly, i have pain during intimacy but getting pap smear was not as bad for me painwise, just kinda uncomfortable! just remember to focus on your breathing and it’ll pass by quickly!

Zedicus

Im sorry that you both felt like this pod wasn’t the best, I’ve never watched a single one you have put out and not enjoyed it, keep up the good work.

Syd

I think patreon viewers just like hearing y’all talk we find it fun/enjoyable anyways!

peri
>>107681227

this is so sweet and also i wanted to ask the same thing but didnt know how to word it so this is perfect

J

We totally deserve another episode this month 😈 Also Qt, you could coordinate a flight with your uncle and go to a place he likes that he hasn't been to yet. Just a nice little vacation

Michal Dobrzynski

I loved this because you are so relatable. I probably learned more about women than I had in the rest of my life.

Dune_Shadow

I hated this episode >:( (not really at all, actually the complete opposite I just want tik tok time <3)

Caroline

loved this ep!! did not think it was slow/unfunny at all, and was surprised when y’all both mentioned feeling anxious abt that. it had a great chit chat vibe <33

stolenarmy_

1:11:48 they went to there phones at the exact same time. Idk why that made me laugh so much but it did.

Sean Larmee

Speaking as a guy that also doesn’t like anything I wouldn’t really want my birthday to be a big production or a fancy gift. Just quality time away with my significant other and some dumb little thoughtful thing and I would be happy as can be.

mds

as a broke F1 fan, hearing maya say "I went to Austin GP for all three days and watched Cars on my phone" breaks my heart

Seth Hastings

I bet we could design a non-toxic reusable tampon right?? Surely? It would probably use materials that we already know are compatible with the human body and are used for implants, and it would be a cylinder-esque woven design with the spacing between cells in the weave corresponding to the surface tension of blood and discharge to trap it in the material, and then it would just wash out, maybe get cleaned with ultraviolet light as well?

cabrabby

me being 18 hearing QT say we all got pap smears already: 🧍🏻‍♀️

Spencer Gilbert
>>107703136

I feel like that would give the same sensation as putting a $1200 wad of steel wool in your mouth for like 15 weeks a year

Seth Hastings
>>107703136

Haha, understandable, but think of materials closer to silicone, and the spacing in the mesh is almost nanoscale small, So the resulting product would end up feeling relatively smooth

TenaciousDealer

The fact that QT's worst relationship isn't even her boss who groomed her and then cheated on her multiple times.., So glad you guys are thriving with healthy relationships now. Loving the podcast every week, honestly really appreciate the haphazard gal talk style you guys have as opposed to some overly produced podcasts. Gives that feeling of just hanging out with friends (we're not friends) and listening to their stories. So if moving forward the patreon only ep's were more of this style i'm here for it.

killerjen

damn Maya.... throwback to when u told me that pap smears didn't hurt and it hurt like a bitch

Seth Hastings

Ooo, I might have built a part on one of those porches, I worked for a company that turned stock 911's into 1200hp+ track cars. Protomotive. Damn fast cars

Rachael

I am now a scared 20-year-old who hasn't gotten a pap smear

Catherine Zens

i’m 21 and i haven’t even been to a gyno yet yikers

Josh Beck

Want to say I've always thought of patreon content from podcasts to be more like added extras than necessarily "better" content or anything. To be clear I loved this ep and it didn't feel like "slop" but even if it was I wouldn't be mad lmao

Catherine Zens

maya and qts fake hot tub story is literally an episode of glee

gargouilles_
>>107703136

i think so far the closest we have is reusable menstrual cups & a reusable plunger for it (the same as a tampon plunger)

ehhliv

I started learning a whole other language once bc I liked a guy😪

ChubbyHobo

You should send your number neighbor an edible arrangement or something. He's doing gods work lol

Scrando

Not mad this was a great ep 🕺

emptyivy

I LOVE THIS EPISODE! but also please give the bonus episode of tiktok for you pages would be FUN!!

Lex

good ep, not mad 🙂

ChubbyHobo

My 2 cents. This is good imo. Slop works. Im happy with more content for Patreon. IDC if its "bad" which i dont think is bad. Sorry if incoherent. Drinking wine..

Ameen Kunnathu

Get ludwig custom stuff !! I’m sure he’d love some “one piece” custom made clothing or jewelry. Also you are amazing for trying so hard qt but maybe the best gift you could give him on his birthday is a stress free gf :)

Ameen Kunnathu

Also not mad you guys are great and will always be entertaining even when tired and angy

Akumu2100

This ep was great. You don't always have to be funny.

c_smithy1999

I enjoyed the episode, just the chatter is nice to listen to even if it is slow

Caligastia

Agree with the sentiment of the comments...we enjoy your banter and hearing about experiences, opinions, etc. Don't think most of us are expecting you to always be funny or at the top of your game. Having said that we do expect a tiktok feed reaction bonus. (❁´◡`❁)

Avery
>>107681938

Same, if you aren't sexually active then you don't need one in your early 20s, at least that's what my doctor told me

udara cs

this is what OG wineaboudit felt like! great episode!!

udara cs

so wait. if we said this ep is bad we get bonus tictoc ep? oh! this ep is baad! ew

Phuong Le

Ludwig present idea: arrange to have his truck stolen. - He gets to be present this time to coordinate the Ludbuds to find it again. - He gets to go on a sick adventure with his friends to get it back. - He'll be excited once he gets it back cause he loves that truck. - And most importantly, he gets CONTENT - which is his number 1 love.

Nogator
>>107691536

it depends on where you look, but the american cancer society actually updated their guidelines to start at 25 as of 2020. it used to be 21 but the HPV vaccine has significantly dropped cancer rates so we’re starting to move away from the more strict screening regulations. also fuck vaginismus lol

Marshall Christensen

Formula 1 is sick Maya, jealous you got to go, there is only a few races in the US every year

Pnwoah
>>107703136

I think any silicone type material might not be able to hold in the blood in a mesh like thing. I assume the material would need to have absorbent properties to do that and if it has those, then it'll be pretty difficult to clean it out and make it reusable. Another thing is cost because almost half the population menstruates and if it is not affordable it does not make sense. So a menstrual cup, I feel, checks all boxes because it is so easy to sterlize and while there is fancy equipment for that, boiling it with water also gets the job done.

EverquestJunky

Episodes like this are the best, also the wine always being bad is amazing

SetRange

I always love taking part in my SO's interests. One of the qualities I find most attractive about people is when they're really passionate about something. When someone is super enthusiastic or really good at something I love being part of that with them. Also, you 2 gaslighted yourselves about this ep

Sifi123

Ludwig birthday idea: rent out a nice theater that serves food and play his favorite movie(s)!

Payton

personally a pap smear hasn’t hurt at all for me

Payton
>>107706938

trust, it really isn’t bad, hasn’t hurt at all for me, i didn’t even feel it

seashell

you're so hard on yourselves, it was a fun episode! peeing, drug deals, uvulas, and made up stories. you're both more naturally funny than you give yourselves credit for. the lack of structure is what makes it feel so casual and interesting because your topics can be all over the place, and they don't all have to be high energy or one specific thing

Payton
>>107725054

also the episode was nice! although yeah i do think patreon people like anything y’all put out, i would be scared about youtube people as well

Hummingbeigh

I'm 23 and still haven't gotten a pap...

domino

Lie about it (to the tune)

Lichterloh

This wasn't a bad episode at all :D I'm listening to you while working in the office and laughed out loud multiple times. I adore both of you <3

Travis Dillon

Literally sitting in traffic going to work having to piss when the wine pour happened... Thanks qt

N.N.

Regardless of the actual quality of the episode, the suggestion to put the so-called "bad episode" on the paid platform is kinda weird.

Joseph Cie

Honestly thought this was a good ep, and there should be no pressure to only have great stuff on here anyway

tyongflight

idea for Ludwig's birthday: if he has an anime or a movie he tells all his friends to watch and they never do, organize an outdoor viewing of said anime or movie with a projector, and snacks and drinks ?

CountJest

imho as long as i get more podcast i dont care which ep is better -not mad

Rachel Graves

genuinely i really liked this episode :-)

10nita

This is good exclusive patreon content

Keeley
>>107691536

My nurse said that because of the vaccine she thinks that they'll move away from smears altogether, and just send people kits from home, as the positive rates are so low now with the HPV vaccine. edit: referring to the UK

Mathieu Boisclair

Been watching since the 1st live episode and I know there's the EX-BF talk and it's sometime pretty funny, sometime dark and that's life, it's okay and it's good. Sometime I feel it's like...too much trauma dump for a long time and I feel like the person that didn't ask for all that deep emotional trauma to be dump on me when I'm working and listening to a podcast playing in the back. It's just, I'm ok with it for like a I dunno 5 minutes but after like 15-20m of back and forth it's a bit too much and plays with my mood for the day 'cause I start thinking about that dark past stuff. Anyway my 2 cents!

C C

I do think its a little odd to give the paid viewers the episode you both think is bad... however i dont think this episode was bad at all.

bakedLaska

Cocaine :) Speeding >:(

bakedLaska

The last 20 minutes of this episode feels like when you plan to go out with your friends then the time comes and you feel sober so you have to convince yourselves to get really drunk at the pregame before the uber comes and surely have a good time out

Kuba

speed is amphetamine, not cocain

Courtney Vos

I don’t think you guys have to be funny. I don’t think you HAVE to be anything. I personally want to hear what you both have to say, about anything really, because I relate to you both a lot. You make me feel like I’m not alone in these thoughts or situations, and sometimes it’s nice to feel like “one of the girls” or whatever. Even though I can’t voice myself as I’m watching, it still feels like there’s a wavelength we all sit on. So whatever, content is content and that’s what I’m paying for at the end of the day. Don’t over think it because I’m sure there’s more people like me who just appreciate not feeling alone.

Juliana McKenna

I always watch this at home because I refuse to listen to the audio version when there’s a video version, and since you can’t download videos on Patreon, I’m always home vibing. Ya’ll can’t have my money, and my cellular data

Juliana McKenna
>>107746682

Oooh, I had to read it out loud. Awe, I’m sorry it bugs up your mood. Sending happy vibes your way

Jacob Zuzek

Honestly, the episode just got better when after they decided to put it on Paetron! I liked it!

Mathieu Boisclair
>>107746682

it's sometime too dark for a long period of the podcast. Like I don't mind the little side track but when there's 20+ minutes of very dark subject it gets me down when I'm working and in the mood to get a distraction

Helmi

maya you can get tampons that dont have that plastic applicator, just use your finger. thats what we do in europe.

Michael Wolper

Damn!? If the hot tub can get you pregnant can you imagine a public pool....

Tony Gould

my ex's mom used to say, "you're always leaking something. you have to pee, you're on your period, you're excited."

David

We’re mad😡, just kidding all is good just the order of the wine about it confused me that’s all

SK J

1:03:35 is just gold, I laughed out loud

Noah

Idea for Ludwigs Birthday: Obviously I don't know him so idk if he would like this but in his video recently he was talking about foraging and camping so maybe like a camping trip with him and his friends?

rs

Ludwig birthday idea: go to a fancy restaurant and have a sick ass meal. That's a fun experience and you don't gotta go crazy every year.

Anna

Weird that QT was saying her face looked plump. I was thinking about how nice she looks in this episode!

Christie Ellis

Private omakase/sushi making class for birthday?

Mark Repka

Seriously anything you guys put out is entertaining, this was funny! Love it 😁

Sacreduh

I’m 19 and forgot I need a pap smear

Brennan

okay the last 10 minutes were unhinged

Justin Norton

You guys could literally make an episode about anything and it would be entertaining, genuinely I would watch you guys painting a room or gardening or idk something boring and I think other patrons would do so as well. Much love PS qt I love the orange, great color

ntGonzo

Honestly I was enjoying the podcast and didn't think it was bad or anything. But I will say that it did feel a bit weird when they started talking about how bad it was and they didn't know what they were doing

Jonathan Mooney

I absolutely loved this episode from start to finish, but if loving the episode means we don't also get TikTok time, than dammit, this episode sucked and we must have TikTok Time to make up for it. But in all seriousness, no this episode was amazing. Loved every minute of it. Stay awesome.

Ridorana12

omg how did i miss this episode? I just finished the Youtube one now i get another dose??? How seredipitous <3

Fin

Get ludwig a framed picture of you and the man he meets on the hill to watch the sunset or something regarding that gentleman.

Dieter Roebert

Don't get one guyed this was a great ep

patrick

honestly, same quality as always. i didn't even notice a difference

Stardust

I've laughed a lot this episode, you both are funny even when you think you aren't! I love the banter between you guys

James Parentich

No one should ever judge anyone for liking beer, beer = win always. This was the most open/tmi Wine About It and it was great far from bad, loose is sometimes best.

Elena Ivanova

We like this episode, no need to be worried about it ❤️

Elena Ivanova

Gift idea for Luds birthday: My cousin draws cars with only pen and pencil. He can draw luds car, frame it and send it to you. This way he can remember it even if it gets stolen again 😅. Here is am example of his work https://youtu.be/fi7FVesMcwI

COAL GOLEM

small correction: speed is not cocaine. speed usually refers to amphetamines (most commonly methamphetamine). I say that just in case someone get offered speed and thinks its cocaine (dont do any drugs, but also if do do drugs, know what drugs you doing)

Destiny

QT, as a lady with vaginismus, how can you not understand Maya’s Diva Cup fears? 🤣 I’m scared too!

Ayjayy

I'm a massive F1 fan, so hearing Maya just even mention going gave me such whiplash lmao

Alec Small

That was the WORST first minute you've ever done. #mayawasright

Doctor Bubonic

i was enjoying the content of this episode. didnt think it was slow or boring before you scrapped it. it got a little boring when you guys were considering scrapping it but i liked the plotting at the end, maybe just because you got drunker but i dont want to encourage drinking in order to seem more entertaining on your podcast. you were fine when it was still a youtube episode. at one point maya said the podcast shouldnt be about vaginas and boyfriends but as a guy with neither of those things, im very interested in hearing discussions of those things, especially the relationship side cause i feel guys and girls view relationships differently and have to overcome different problems with them and hearing your perspectives is eye opening. also could you guys post episode 1 of trash tv as a $5 tier? i wanna watch one episode to see if i like it. if i do i'll happily go up to the $15 tier but i dont know if i'll like it or not.

Seth Hastings
>>107703136

I'm thinking the outer lining of the silicone tampon is solid, and I don't think the cost would be significantly different than a menstrual cup, but I'm going to test a prototype this weekend so I'll see if this idea "holds water" lol

Ayoub LWR

i like this episode

allocat5867

lmao all of the editing instructions that were rightfully ignored at the beginning

Brandi Taylor

I love just you two talking. To me, it's not boring, it's just casual chitchat. <3

Bassam

This episode was great, Idk what you're talking about

Cborla

for ludwigs birthday, you could rent out a movie theatre so you can invite all of his friends so no one gets mad and watch a stupid anime movie he likes and everyone can shout whenever something dumb happens

FrostWolf
>>107835244

I thought it was hilarious, and I am glad that they kept it in personally

Arrowni

I knew that as soon as Maya validated QT's fears things would get surreal

allocat5867

y'all are fine lmao, don't worry about it :)

julia

loved the episode i laughed a lot and def relate to your guys stories<3

HeyBroItsBrad

This is the way. Do this every week

Ega

You guys are great. Love listening to you talk, and I almost don't even care about the topics, it's the dynamic between you I'm here for:) I'd listen to you talk about anything, so keep being yourselves, can't wait for the next one!

hawkmoth

we love listening to you guys talk about anything, there's never been an episode i haven't enjoyed. that's why i spend my little $5 :)

John

Speed is not cocaine, speed is the active ingredient in adderall. Both amphetamines though, so similar.

Genaro Pulido

I paid 5 whole dollars for THIS!?!?

Suz

I used to eat the eggo waffles frozen too, I feel so seen

Jordan

I really enjoyed this episode

Benite Rutaganira

Totally relate to Maya getting into a partner's interests and hating men throwing things. Thanks for the great episode!

Zay

This episode was good. It's cool when y'all just shoot the shit for an hour 💯

Becca Bronson

yall could literally talk about why fall guys is better than amongus and i would enjoy the podcast and that says a lot

HALEHYDRA

Good not episode, episode.

alaska johnson

the song stories always reminds me of the s2 euphoria finale lol

Thique

please don't think y'all need to be funny or do anything crazy, I guarantee most of us are here just to listen to you two ramble about literally anything lol

Mint Tea

I'm 23 and haven't gotten a pap yet because I'm so afraid of them

Daidreemer

I love how QT said this us slop and we're getting their slop. I love this pod.

Angel M

Well, guess I'll have to schedule my first pap! (26 bby)

Robert Fisher

This sort of thing is the exact reason I subbed. Like, this is the kind of content I would hope the podcast has when I watch it.

Mars

I’m 21 almost 22 and have to get my FIRST pap smear in a couple weeks I’m mortified now Maya!!!

Lizzy

We love your dumb podcast ladies