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[#24] Uncensored - Maya did WHAT for her birthday!?! (Patreon)

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2023-05-30 19:00:03
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In this episode, QT & Maya talk about the barbie movie, Simply's concert, and a valentines day present. 

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Tala

Yayyy

Glitch

we are pretty stupid aren't we...

Crawhss

I was the person who said “how are you feeling today” 💀💀💀 QT hates me

Lennu 27th

TIL there is a patreon discord

Dieter Roebert

I am sure I've heard ping pong story before somaybe not deleted

Klav

forsen

mario mario

Ngl I wasnt sold on the video calls at 1st but episodes have been getting better and better

Tyler Jones

qt your arms are so strong!!!!!!! (not like my grandmas)

Dieter Roebert

Qts answer of dknt start streaming hit hard af

Chipz

D:

Tyler Jones

I think it's good and healthy to expect the people you idolize to meet your moral codes. For example, qt said that she never called Joel Madden a creep for dating Hilary Duff when she was 16 and he was 25. The reason those relationships happen less often today is because people today aren't willing to idolize a pedophile. And qt said that people online that hold creators to a high standard are just projecting, but if no one calls them out then we would just be normalizing their behavior.

Dieter Roebert

The podcast is definitely on the right side of the heavy vs sad line. Things can be heavy and not like miserable

VancityRen

The producer coming to the rescue irl is the funniest progression in the wine opening saga

Kai Kamiya

Saying “ratatouille moment” instead of Deja vu needs to be patched into English

Skullheron

this is a good birfday present

Pax Man

I wonder if QT reads the comments on here or only people that don't pay. Like she's worried well be biasedly nice or something.

Michael

Aimen on master baker is going to be so sick

Chaz

The ping pong then cocaine story sounds so mizkif

kay

Pedophiles definitely deserve to have their lives ruined

Payton

y’all are literally the funniest people i’ve ever watched/listened to for real

Top Rope Commentary

QT mentioned trademarking the award statues from streamer awards, I think they should totally look into selling lil replicas of it.

Ivvyandvine

Most relatable discussion of assault trauma wild and weirdly reassuring to know we all have these similar anxieties and concerns. And hearing it’s not your responsibility can feel like such a monumentally wild concept vs feeling a need to do something for your own guilt or conscious

Bailey

in the nicest way possible you both have mean girls energy in a good way and im a lil jelly

Ridorana12

ngl that title confused me for a moment having been uploaded 10 hours ago

Anonymous

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SetRange

Banger episode, one of my favorites

Nivaldo Farias

My stomach hurts from laughing so much holy shit I love you guys

D + L

qt if u r reading this comment stop reading the comments

Darren Hertenstein

QT, if you're reading this comment: You're the the best and we all like you a lot.

Ash

help im turning 25 in august

choccymilkrye

with the whole college court thing Maya was talking about...of course guilt on the womans part is def so difficult, but also the idea that if you go forward with this, there may be retaliation. its horrifying.

Anthurium

You two really need to stop getting cab savs for your wine. If you continue to drink cab savs eat chocolate with it. I find that helps to take the edge off.

N.N.

Why do you even feel like you need to defend making and selling crafts to that one person who objected? 😁

Bruce Wayne

Qt. If you do not want to get involved in your molesters (which I don’t blame you), I think you should call Child Protective Services and report him. You can probably do it anonymously if you want, but tell them your story and that you are worried about his children’s safety. And then you can trust that the decisions they make after that, are the “right” decision. They are trained and have experience navigating those situations and they ALWAYS have the safety of the kids at number 1 priority.

Murkus

really good episode :)

Terrance Cennon

Love the crafts site idea. Maybe you could auction them for charity on the site? Then people pay what they want and the extra goes to a good cause!

Ryan Bond

Maya’s new sleeves are so sick. Makes me want to get tatted up too

Ryan Bond

I don’t think you guys deleted cock baseball because I remember that story

Seth Schweers
>>109700779

I was about to comment something similar. It’s totally understandable to not want to bc it would bring up so much trauma but a third party could easily contact his wife anonymously just to let her know. Also, not to be grim, but if he had multiple victims he wouldn’t know who “told” either :/

Ellaabunny

QT! you do not have grandma arms you have great arms and a great everything okay stOP you’re beautiful !

gm24513

That cocaine joke killed me

77katz77

About the Etsy scam: They will have to pay for it. Etsy just gives you a refund instead so it goes through quicker..

Seth Hastings

As a guy who was similarly abused as a kid, I found it was important for my recovery to be able to place blame, both on the negligence that allowed it to take place and the person who did it. You can't forgive your parents (or whoever) for their role in what happened unless you give yourself permission to blame them. It's hard because that trauma teaches us to be in control, but placing blame means recognizing our lack of control.

Mitch Mitcherson

my ex said she wasn’t on her period once but I tasted that familiar iron metallic taste and when I turned on the light it looked like I just got done with a pie eating contest. Sorry to whoever reads this.

Ellaabunny

“i live in a state of fear” same

Victor Schilow

why are the episodes named differently here and on youtube, I constantly get confused

Biome
>>109782778

i think its because they dont have to clickbait on Patreon

Travis Dillon

I went to this year’s edc and the simply story reminded me of my #1 complaint with that fest. There were zero metal detectors and security wasn’t even looking in bags. I went for half of one day and couldn’t get out of there fast enough. Thank god nothing extremely bad happened at edc, although I heard about plenty of fucked up druggings happening that bag checks would have kind of prevented, but holy fuck don’t go to that fest. There should always be some baseline of security at public events, regardless of who you are

huniebeeXD

Wait there’s a discord?

NallM012

"Nobody knows who it is"... I feel like you're kinda hinting at who it is...

GG

been bothering QT all day by tweeting at her, but please bring back the “i hate it here” i missed it, please :) also how do i join the discord?

em

for the record me and a lot of the big dream stan accounts LOVE you <3

em
>>109916005

also the core demographic of dream stans is 18-25

Benite Rutaganira

Totally get where you both are coming about with dealing with the ramifications of being assaulted. Take care of yourself first and do whatever helps you heal <3

Lichterloh

Well I adore both of you equally, you’re fucking hilarious especially together (personally I even feel like just the two of you without a guest is the BEST, even though I like Ludwig as well, but lets be real, you guys are way funnier:D) And obviously you’re both pretty, too 💥

Ashar Raasa

what happened to the unedited normal episode 25, it usualy gets uploaded 1 day before it comes out on youtube, but nothing so far

Arrowni

I like how we all make an effort not to make jokes about Maya being small and then she says dudes find her hot because she look like a child. And then we had the og hot child QT 💀. On a serious note lot of love and respect for you both