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[#27] Uncensored - Preparing for the end (Patreon)

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2023-06-20 19:24:57
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In this episode, QT & Maya talk about high school dances, surviving a zombie apocalypse and skinwalkers. 

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Ayjayy

😎

Felipe Boubee

loved the episode, glad QT's feeling at least a bit better 🍷

Dey

SLAAAAAY

Leah B

Can we get reverb on every wine pour? That was very satisfying :)

Pnwoah

can confirm. im a vampire girlieee

Klav

forsen

your_reese

reverbe wine from now on till forever

Erin

im a vampire viewer hiiii

Carmnsndiego

QTs homecoming stories hurt me so bad I don’t think I’ll ever recover

Parker

I could be crazy and just thinking it bc it was discussed but this ep QT did seem more upbeat and higher energy

David Fernandez

BRO Were you at Camp Grizzley or Fife in WA!?

Aaron Van Eynde

i think the mountains qt was thinking of are the adirondack mountains ive heard people say similar things about them

Nogator

is it parasocial to say i’d die for qt or maya in a zombie apocalypse

Leb

im gonna steal an adventure motorcycle and i can avoid roads by riding through the desert and living like a bandit

LunaticLynn

in an apocalyptic scenario, i don’t think i have anything too important to live for (at the given moment), so why not fight or die for QT and maya 🤷 /j (hope that isn’t parasocial, i swear i'm not lmao)

Pnwoah

i feel my willingness to survive an apocalypse depends on people around me who i love. like if they dont wanna then im out lol.

VancityRen

I can't wait to watch the skinwalker movie ep!!

Beanieandbread

QT is giving hot girl from Pirates of the Caribbean, and I’m here for it!!!

Sasha

Let’s face it, if I was a walking dead character I’d be a zombie 🍷

Sasha
>>111152013

Do you remember the name of the supplement? I’m searching comments but gotta go to bed haha

danny lopez

Okay I guess I gotta serve QT and Maya in the apocalypse now. Fuck that's gonna make things awkward for my family. Oh well

LovedFox

See you all at alveus during the apocalypse, im bringing a hammer and a can of beans

Daddywarbucks

QT overthinks what to talk about on the pod so much. I would love if the entire episode was just stories about dances from high school

FrostWolf

For apocalyse prepping, you guys should get a HAM radio and set your channels up so you guys can communicate long range if needed. Then if something happens you can reach each other and talk about where to go/what to do

Dani
>>111160996

100%, it was good, prefer the real stories than the hypothetical stuff

Haihan Lin

im a woman in stem (getting a PhD in computer science next month) and I would help out 🙋‍♀️

Chris

just wanna let it be known that i absolutely do go out and get the wine every week 😎

Sifi123

I love Maya going through her apocalypse prepper phase for the first time in 2023 🤣

Axolotl_Pines

I try to drink grape juice every week in solidarity

V-Nessa

I am a vampire girly…Oklahoma though

Nogator
>>111154598

also i am a woman in STEM, just saying… (still not parasocial)

Payton

what’s the antidepressant name that qt takes?

Tfries_

Smadging DON'T YOU DARE KILL WINNIE YOU MANIACS even if zombies were real and Winnie the Moo was the last meat source on this planet. you can't kill the cutest baby cow that ever existed! Lay a finger on her cute little ears and you'll awaken the wrath of the cowpocalypse!!!! The meadows gonna quake, the heavens gonna sob, and a stampede of furious alveus viewers (there are a lot of us now, we got front page EZ ) are gonna descend on you like a freaking cow-nado! They'll haunt you in your dreams, relentless and vengeful, reminding you of the terror you brought upon winnie! THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING: drop that evil plan, for the sake of your own sanity and stomachs! Embrace love, respect, and eat goats or bugs or esfand instead! The world might handle zombies walking around, but it CAN'T survive without winnie the moo - the perfect baby cow. #SaveWinnie #BabyCowArmyRises *i don't mean any of this, chatgpt did most of it Smile ** but fr please don't touch winnie, it'll make me Sadge

Tfries_
>>111160201

wait insane idea: send stompy (who already won a war before) to kill all the zombies. he has no brain, they won't kill him

Ash

I do kinda think that QT was pranked from the first 2 guys for homecoming :(

Ash

TIL that Maya is 3 months older than me but she graduated a full year before me

Ridorana12

10:30 that reverb made it nice but it also makes me feel like i'm alone in a dark wine cellar 50 feet beneath the Earth and my stalker is tapping their glass in the distance as they slowly* approach me.

Miki

Wait what is the supplement that qt is taking? I didn’t catch her saying the name but I’d really like to look into it for myself

Miki

I really enjoyed how serious they were in discussing their apocalypse prep. Absolute banger episode

Jason Lee

I was taking a walk listening to this episode and the reverb literally stopped me in my tracks

ChubbyHobo

fuq Thomas. me and my friends hate Thomas

Jesse Werner

The cut on QT during the "you just sit there and look sad" so well timed and frames

Experimental Cyborg

If Maya and the neighbours teamed up they'd make a great homestead. Especially if the apocalypse happens after Connor has executed the solar panels + batteries plan.

seashell

i am in fact a vampire :)

Witold_mix

Loved the ep, but I must say that american dance invites freak me out ngl

tilly

you should both watch yellowjackets, it's lord of the flies but a soccer team of high school girls and it gets CWAZY

Mia Christensen

im glad that QT is representing the vampire girlies out here

Avery
>>111164479

A PhD is epic. I have my undergrad in CS so I'll be your assistant

Glitch

I would not work for you two in a Zombie apocalypse. I will go solo and kill everyone who joins this clan 1 by 1

Sebastian Zimmer

I'm 90% sure that virgin reality show idea already exists

babymeeow

it’s better to meet at Alveus because 1) nobody really knows where it is 2) it’s away from civilization, thus zombies 3) lots of land to cultivate & keep secure. Traps could be set up around & Maya already has buildings there. They could go into town to forage items every once in a while.

rae

i am a woman in stem (programmer) can i bring my wife to the survival situation

Bree Alsworth

ahhh yesss the walking dead to doomsday prepping pipeline. rewatched it last winter, then lost power for 5 days in austin immediately after and then started buying solar generators and food supplies lollll

mario mario

Hey qt in case you are taking 5htp I’d recommend taking green tea extract with it (or even just drinking green tea before taking it), it helps direct more serotonin to the synapses rather than the gut (which would reduce effect and potentially cause stomach problems)

Lixy

woman in STEM here, can confirm I would save you if I was capable of doing so

Michael

I don’t think it really matters if the wines mismatch, I’m curious if there is anyone who really watches Wine About It for the wine, and not for just a QT/Maya podcast

Tfries_
>>111219534

woman in STEM here, i will not save them but i am capable of it :)

AJ

vampire fan checking in

Ellaabunny

“i would have bullied the shit out of youuu” god i love this podcast

Kayla Summers
>>111222962

I typically drink along, but never bother to match the wine myself! I don't mind if their wines match!

Puhjay

That reverb pour went crazy

Olising

If QT ate Maya she'd have to smoke or cure the meat to stop it going bad though (otherwise anything not eaten within a day or two would be inedible), I think smoking is the easiest preservation choice on limited resources, so you'd have to learn beforehand how to make a makeshift smoker too!

Olising

Also why not just have battery powered radios (with transmitters obvi). then u can contact eachother :p

Jason Lee

Finished the episode and I wish I was a screenwriter because I would totally start writing a pilot script for a comedy series about QT and Maya holed up at Alveus trying to survive the zombie post-apocalypse.

Levi A Hatch

I love Maya saying in a apocalypse you have to let that fake stuff go and focus on the real things the zombies.

violet

I think the mountains are the Appalachians because I have gotten those tiktoks as well. ALSO I read lord of the flies in 8th grade...

Suspectgrey

this zombie convo is so funny n misserable at the sametime

Ryan Thackeray

Maya's "they're the same species" about dogs breeding was the best lol can we get more "Maya explains animals to QT"

veranika

saying skinwalker is actually fine and doesn’t do anything! it’s actually the navajo word for skinwalker that you shouldn’t say

J

QT you didnt get the credit for college bc you were poor. You have to pay for it to count as college credit

Mattylegs

Deep in the Appalachians, when you hear something, no you didn’t. Specifically, if you hear someone call your name, no you didn’t. Keep moving.

Eevee

as a woman in STEM - I like you guys haha

Mitch Mitcherson

Qt so ready to eat some goats that she’s already plotting to kill Maya’s neighbor.

CranBerryHex

Loved the podcast so much I hope QT keeps feeling better. Could you guys name drop the vitamin please? Or anyone who knows it

Tion

I would only join your group in the apocalypse, if we still had wine about it.

Chanelrooh

vampire girly checking in

Chanelrooh

petition for qt & Maya to play The Forest LOL

Bassam

Since Nadia kissed her friend, then when do QT and Maya kiss??

mimi

idk if its this episode or another but u have another goth girl/ vampire girl (do i qualify?) following u now lol

ClimateKy

Denims QT crossover?!?! I need plz

Marcus Holmberg

We love Leslie, she is effortlessly funny

Joshua Mena

what move trailer was that at around 44 minutes??

Cassandra C

I do enjoy the wine pictures and wine portion of the podcast, but def dont care if you guys dont drink or repeat wines! Robert Mondavi is actually my go-to. I like the cab sav and their chardonnay. I'm excited to see you guys try it at some point!

Abigail Burnett

Has she ever said specifically what the natural supplement is?

Luke Melhus
>>112064654

I think she said she doesn't want to say or promote it, in one of the podcasts

Jordy

What kind of beans

Arrowni

QT went through all this trouble to invite guys to get school dances and got rejected and now she is like a hotter Margot Robbie