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[#31] Uncensored - I Flashed My Cousin (Patreon)

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2023-07-18 19:00:05
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In this episode, QT & Maya talk about their first times.

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jamfarts

Need to know what headphones Maya has, they look comfy for a smaller head and I need new ones 👀

beandoy

i was one of those ppl in the parking lot singing my heart out cuz i’m too broke to go

Parker

Lego Land vlog when?

Jeffrey Montague

For anyone that wants to learn the percentage trick for 20%. Just divide by 10 and multiply by 2.

AbaftUser

I slowed it down it looked like QT just barely won the nose goes

Kosan

QT won nose goes

SENOR_ESCANOR
>>113207806

Even easier, just move decimal point to the left once and then multiply by 2. If it's 342, 34.2×2=68.4. Same thing as dividing by 10, but without actually doing it

Jose Marin

Qt won the nose goes not even close! That % thing is actually more than a lot of ppl can do, you basically multiply by two and move decimal. Honestly best episode in a while! Glad qt had a great time at the concert, you can tell she’s happy about it and it carried over! Hope she gets to a place where’s she’s always that excited and happy

Daddywarbucks

me and my brother make a lot of jokes about bangin

Jose

For the wine folks in the comments I gotchu. I got some Brisa Sauvignon Blanc. It feels like a fresh breeze and makes simple moments unforgettable. 7 bucks at total wine. Cheers 🍷.

Becca

So glad QT had a good time at the concert!!! I’m so excited to see it in LA in 2 weeks 🤩

Genaro Pulido

maya, just get 10% and double it. 10% of 573 is 57.3 (just move the decimal). 57.3 * 2 is $114.60

Phil Hatch II

Funny episode per usual. QT just barely won the nose goes.

LunaticLynn

this was such a great ep !! such good stories and convos (also QT's ability was impressive)

melmo

another good one

Axolotl_Pines

My birthday;s saturday and I was excited to see the event but I'm realizing now I'm probably not going to be home the whole day

starlitstellaa

okay wait crossover moment i love swell's channel! tbh knowing her this is like her fifth event of the week, but its so cool that she's covering the concert!

Abby Traum

not a math girlie, qt your talent is sick

Rasmus

Ooh, I have a fun near-death experience story. I went to an abandoned overgrown monastery on a hill right on the border of two countries who were in a cold war at the time, and while I was in there exploring, people with guns come in, and I'm obviously very scared. So they're like "wtf are you doing here" and I explain that I'm just a tourist who wanted to check out the monastery and they say "Okay, don't worry, we're Christians, we won't shoot you.". So then they asked me how I even got to the monastery and I told them I just drove up to it and asked how they got there, and they explained that they crawled up the hill through the bushes because there's snipers from the other country on the ridgeline a few hundred yards behind the monastery that will shoot at people coming to visit. I'm assuming they didn't shoot me because they realized I was just a dumb-ass tourist and they didn't want to cause an international incident. After hanging out for a while it was time to leave and they told me to just run zig-zagging to the car and drive away as fast as possible. I did that, nobody shot at me, it was all fine, but I was definitely scared out of my mind.

Kayla Johnson

First guy I seriously saw in college had me in his phone as stage 5 clinger even though we had been seeing each other for like 7 months. He was the one that would call me and demand to know where I was and go through my phone while I was sleeping. But I was the clinger lol

Ozzy

qt won for sure

Jay Rven

qt won, she was 1 or 2 frames faster

Klav

forsen

1neuby1

I want to get into taylor swift I just have no clue where to start lol, any swifties have recommendations?

Bruce Wayne

Does QT not know that Ice Spice is the person that Matt Healy was allegedly being racist towards. And that her Ice Spice Karma collab came out like the week after T Swift and him broke up?

Anna Amsden
>>113237979

She is great. I think her feedback is always constructive. It is so easy to get lost in the planning details that things that you lose the audience perspective. Sometimes it feels like pulling teeth trying to get feedback from customers.

Anna Amsden
>>113237979

I work in event planning... my comment seemed kind of weird without that context

Michael

Scary movie night!!

Nemo

between this and the dougdoug challlenge QT has had me belly laughing with how funny shes been lately

BryceIsRightJr

The instant replay does in fact show QT making contact with her nose first, Sorry Mayo...

N.N.

I still have no idea good idea what a "pick me" is 😂 I never heard the term before I started watching WAI

Suspectgrey

Maya, did that Sno storm we just had 2 years ago not hit Alveus!? it was bad in temple

Bruce Wayne
>>113271246

Saying her collab with Ice Spice came out of nowhere, doesn’t make sense then lol

PooPstINK

🎶 she wants to touch me (woah)🎶

ChubbyHobo

teach us how to find 10% again. i forget when qt taught us last

Taylor Egg

In addition to percentages, being raised LDS also made me great at brute memorization. All the verses in seminary were ludicrous, plus that 2 page passage we had to memorize about Joseph Smith from the Pearl of Great Price. Also my dad was in the bishopric and made me memorize the sacrament blessings. He wanted me to stand out from the other boys who read it off a laminated card lol

Presley Hudson

my older sister literally has the same story as Maya with the ATV barbed wire fence

Dune_Shadow

Bouncing off of the merch idea, instead of apples it could be a grapevine along the side that says pick me and then wine about it at the bottom of the shirt.

Shaun Cheah
>>113270065

If you had asked me this earlier in my life I would've said listen to "Dear John" but now I would say listen to "Dear John (Taylor's Version)" and then just click the recommendations from there and let the algorithm take you on a journey.

Ryan Guzman

If u wanna figure out 20% move the decimal point to the left once and double it

Sovde
>>113207806

I'm a little confused, what is dividing by ten if not just moving the decimal place? How else would you do it? Genuinely curious!

bbenton

Being detained is not "technically arrested" lol

SK J

I'm gonna be mad if you aren't serious about the pick-me-merch

Arrowni

After hearing about QT's highschool Slytherins being evil just sounds realistic