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[#31] Patreon Bonus - Our Firsts Unfiltered (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-19 19:00:06
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2024-12-15 03:44:40
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Klav

forsen

Samantha

I remember falling asleep to like disney channel and waking up to GGW commercials all the time when I was a kid

Katie

I had the same HBO softcore porn interest as a kid that QT did and because of that I thought sex was just rubbing and not penetration (it didn’t show any genitals if I remember correctly)

David Zeiger

the way i gasped when qt said 12 instead 13 😅

SENOR_ESCANOR

When Maya said her mom admitted to losing her virginity at 16, I thought her respons was going to be "YOU WHORE"

JDanielsen

American Sex Ed seems so weird to me. We started in 3. grade and it was an entire week dedicated to it, and it covered both male and female topics, we werent seperated and even covered gay sex, and this was back around 2009.

SENOR_ESCANOR

Idk what country you're from, but in America, religion has an insane influence in politics, school curriculum, society at large, etc. It's so puritan here to the detriment of the youth. Florida has a law that essentially bans the subject of gay people in schools.

JoNatty12

HAPPY POSITIVITY TUESDAY:)

Dani- Lee

lol right like, there are people that believe that science classes should also teach creationism...

Angel M

idk, as someone with a vagina, I figured it out pretty quickly. not to tmi but yeah, found out what a clit was and never looked back. crazy they tried fingering themselves first. but I guess a lot of girls grow up not realizing that clit stimulation can feel good

Angel M

also just like QT, the second time I saw porn was because I spelt a website wrong.

Squatch

Idk why Maya saying "Man Sympathizer" was so funny to me but imma start throwing that around in my day to day

Nemo

It's not just American Sex Ed, as someone who's Irish, a predominantly catholic country, I had to explain to a 21 year old female partner that regular sex doesn't make vaginas "lose" and "worn out".

Jose Marin

Curious how a guy goes from being a no one to wanting the spotlight like qt says joe wanted and that’s why they broke up? I get that her fame was too much to handle and it just didn’t work out, especially going from Covid to full tour? Huge change. But going from no one to “I wanna be the star and front and center”? Idk

birdybite

So, mayas pretty on point. The booths at the sex store/adult arcade/adult bookstore are commonly used for hooking up, mostly by gay men. If they’re caught by whoever is working there, they have to be kicked out. I’ve had a few friends work there, it can be real sketchy, but that’s some people’s thing 🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s mostly older men these days. I guess everyone else just cruises in the woods now 🌲

N.N.

The way old-timey christianity has fucked up and is still fucking with the acceptance of the female body and female sexuality is wild.

megan

where can I find the 8 hour taylor swift deep dive QT went in to? I swear it said it was posted on patreon but I can’t find it

Michal Dobrzynski

I was 29 when I had my first kiss. So Mormons are far more promiscuous than I was.

starlitstellaa

it'll be posted once she's finished the second half! she said in another comment that she's going to try to record it next week so hopefully it'll be up soon

starlitstellaa

literally i didn't know it was normal for tampons to hurt until yall talked about it on an earlier ep, i just thought something was wrong with me so thank you both for that <3

Travis Dillon

Whenever they repeat stories from the earlier live podcasts, I instantly think of the bit from the Grand Tour in Mongolia where they’re forced to be sober. Where Jeremy Clarkson goes “we’ve worked together for 25+ years, but we’ve never been out of things to talk about like this” and James May goes “that’s because we never remember what we talk about. We’re always drunk and repeating the same stories”. Just makes me laugh because they were usually 2-3 glasses in when they told these stories 😂. Still hilarious and good episode. Thank you all!

DaddyWarbucks

Sex is super taboo in America for some reason, even though its literally everywhere

Ridorana12

First time for intercourse was when I was 25. First time's always the worst. I feel fine about the fact that my first time for that was so late in life. It ain't wasy being attracted to the same sex in a Christian household as a teen. LMAO

megan

okay! thank you so much!

AJ Witt

I feel like I’m included into a girls sleepover party the whole episode it’s awesome I didn’t lose my virginity til I was 19 or 20 and I felt like such a loser but I’m so glad that more people are about the same as me. My mini story I’ll tell is that once my mom walked into my room where my gf at the time was and they were looking for my keys, and my mom opened a drawer where I had a sex toy and immediately looks at my gf and says “well I’m glad you guys have fun” and closes the drawer and pretends nothing happened. I was in the shower when all of this went down but my ex literally would not stop talking about how embarrassed she was for weeks.

Allie Gove

Speaking of misspelling, I thought I was a little scandalous when I made my AIM username sound like “come and kiss me” but I also thought it would be fun if I spelled it “cumnkissme” and I found out what that meant when my dad freaked out and I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about.

tilly

i am just now finding out ariana and dalton divorced through qt i am so out of the loop of celebrity drama

Taylor Egg

My first time watching porn I felt so guilty I told my dad. He brought me in to talk to the bishop about it

em

stories like this are so interesting to me tbh. i never cared about asking for bras or supplies or anything. i also knew how to m but that was due to trauma things. i'm also ftm now so maybe i just can't relate cause of that?

em

that's so mean of your dad i'm so sorry

em

THATS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭

em

my first time was 24!! you're not alone 💛

em

i was also attracted to the same sex in a christian household too

Helmi

im getting dejavu, didnt they already tell all of those porn stories before?

Mya

guys I dont mean to be a dick but please for the love of god stop eating during the episode

N Wagg

We still gotta talked about 500 days of summer

finley

my tiny walked in story is i used to sneak my one and only ex when i was 13-14 over and we would bump uglies and the one time we decided to watch a movie in my bed together, my mom comes home and walks in on us just chilling and she was so mad and i tried to play it off like "oh you wouldnt have let me invite her over anyway so why would i ask" and offered her to take my phone away but then she saw a hickey from a previous time lordddd and thats why ive been single for six years ever since el oh el

PuffTheDargon

Its wild how different peoples parent handle sex ed. My parents taught me shit the moment i had the paper signed for sex ed at school. Parents bought me my first box of condoms when i started dating my first gf and everything. Like was always a very polite conversation and imo healthy.

PuffTheDargon

I got walked in on once by my parents. Dad caught me and a gf, he said when youre done come upstairs dinner is ready... then clearly told my mother, who procedeed to come downstairs and yell at us to come eat and then banned me from having said girl in my room anymore... which didnt last for shit.

Makenzie

Dude my mom made my dad take me to get my first bra

Lezzleee

Both of my parents were health and PE teachers so I got various levels of sex-ed from like age 6. Honestly just teaching kids actual biology and normal body female & male body functions from a young age helps a lot. People worry about age appropriateness but like kids learning about real biology is age appropriate. They don't have stigma around sex organs until much later, which you can prevent. There are educational learning games that would be fine for kids if there wasn't so much stigma. Also, just talk to your kids. Bring it up casually and regularly. Give them books. Answer their questions truthfully. Don't do any of the stork brings babies or mommy and daddy are in love so they got a baby shit. I kept several of my friends from getting pregnant when I was a teen because I had the education.

Arrowni

I want the nipple tape as merch

Lok

them talking about how uncomfortable it was to bring up periods and bras to their parents is insane to me... im also around the same age as maya, and these things were so normal. Like around the age of 12 my mom would have me carry a pad in case my period started and brought me to get lingerie with her around the age that i would start needing bras. Thats insane that someone would feel embarrassed and uncomfortable to bring this up.

SummerPeach

I'm in my relistening era. Tmi warning I guess lol. But wanted to share the first time I tried to put in a tampon. I couldn't do it at all. I tried for an hour and cried in the bathroom. My mom even gave me LUBE and I was mortified. My mom wouldn't let me come out until I figured it out cus she had just paid for this water park pass thing and then when I couldn't and told her I would just stay out of the water she barged in and told me to stand up and literally put the tampon in for me. I was mortified, horrified, felt so awful, gross, nasty, hated it. I didn't put in a tampon again until like 4 years later when I finally figured it out.