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[#55] Uncensored - Holidays (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-02 20:00:05
Edited:
2024-12-15 00:32:15
Imported:
2026-06
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Maya and QTCinderella recap their Christmas, Passengers movie review, story about hitting on QT's neighbor, and sending nudes.

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emmy ★彡

I was under the impression that caffeine makes your cramps WORSE… you should look into that QT 😭

emmy ★彡

btw if it works for you then that’s good!! :) but I just wanted to suggest you look into it in case it’s making anything worse unnecessarily

Jose Marin

Great episode! As a science note- I gave my wife shoes like 6 years ago and we’re still happily married! Happy new year everyone!

Guerrillakilla

Maya plans to test her book on children, disgusting

Raths

Audio listeners its 2024

Glitch

Maya didn't give the movie a rating out of 10

Kaylella

u guys had nice energy today

Babafunlayo Oke

The first 3 minutes of this were hilarious and set the tone for the ep. loool

MARIO Speedwagon

I drink that Poppi soda that has apple cider vinegar in it and most of the flavors are actually pretty good!

Lindsey

That is what my doctors always told me!

Lindsey

Hilarious that "the shoe thing" is on tiktok. It's a VERY old wives tale/superstition that if you give someone shoes they will walk away from the relationship.

Ryan

My BIL said one of the techniques they taught Jim Carrey was to smoke cigarettes, so he started chain smoking on set while having the Grinch mask on. No idea if that is true.

PuffTheDargon

Pettiness is just revenge blown out of proportion. Its revenge if he cheats on you so you mess with him in some minor relatively harmless way. its pettiness if you were just texting him and interested and then ends up with someone else so you key his car. scale and context matter. One gets you luls. one is cuckoo. and maybe like jail time.

PuffTheDargon

maya then says the car thing qt did ... no that is petty. keying someones car is not okay. thats vandalism and damage to property. thats petty and revenge actually haha.

PuffTheDargon

Okay him knowing it was you and calling your coochie ugly af is petty lmfao. funny af but petty and like a giant red flag dude all around but damn.

PhlyPhan

smoked a spliff while watching lol, yes it's tobacco mixed with weed

Stephen Eremondi

Anyone who has descaled a coffee machine knows that the vinegar taste stay in the coffee for the next 3-4 pots at least. Coffee is strong, but vinegar is another level.

D

You guys calling that scene from the movie Alien, calling it Men in Black instead😭

PrincessClauds

The birthstone necklace gift is genius I'm stealing the idea

FullPlaid

ahhhhh hells yeah its QM is back

cierra

“name a woman” “cassandra”

cierra

i loved the discussion from the movie passengers that was such a fun topic!! QT sent me with the “so you think I’m pretty?” after being woken up 90 years too early and then maya coming in hot with “go kys, I’m going back to sleep” LMAO such a good back and forth

alexandra

I really missed having you two together 😭 Really good episode this week

Ridorana12

Happy New Year~ :Jammies:

DSmith901

02:24 - 02:49 reminded me of being on shrooms

FrostWolf

I watched Passengers after Maya started describing it, it sounded interesting. I also agree that I don't think she should have forgiven him and chose to live with him, but Maya left out a huge part of the movie which is the actual plot of the ship failing and them having to save it together.

Sloth

My GF has given me so many shoes oh no

Darren Hertenstein

I've had so many shoes bought for me over the years, most of the time I don't even remember who gave them to me.

SuperPax

It's funny Hasan also caller QT homely because he didn't know what it meant

BS

Brag about it

Tobias

The shoe thing is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Murphdog53

Made the mistake of watching this with my morning tea, and the curdle story made me retch

Delaney F

I just saw a tweet about the eye color changing and it said this “This surgery requires your cornea to be cut open and then a permanent implant is placed over your iris. It’s illegal basically everywhere but India and Columbia. Why? Because almost everyone who has had this surgery has gone blind. Completely fucking blind.” 🙃

LeahGia

You’re on the right track. Pettiness is a comparative overreaction to something that is ultimately unimportant or trivial. So in QT’s case, regardless of whether it’s “right,” keying his car isn’t petty because your 6+ month boyfriend being a cheating asshole who has betrayed you isn’t trivial. It’s arguably not even an overblown reaction. Honestly, I’d rather have my car keyed than a cheating boyfriend. Keying the car was revenge though. Revenge is retaliation or retribution for harm caused regardless of whether it’s big, small, or to scale with the harm.

parappathenot

Woo another good episode! About the "On a recorded line" bit for scams, I don't think that's necessarily true. When I used to work at Wells Fargo, we had to start our outgoing phone calls with stating the call may be monitored or recorded. We said it every time because certain states have laws that require you to saying it.

Sennithee

Ugh so sorry you had to go through the scam QT. I used to work for Chase Fraud Support. The smarter we get the smarter they get! It happens to almost everyone, don't feel too bad 🥰🥰 hugs. You live and learn!! It could have been a whole lot worse also. I've seen some sh*t lol. Hope you both had a great Christmas!!! Happy New Year!!!

E ✨

I was coming here to post this lol but a few people who have gotten it done years ago have posted on YouTube saying that they got glaucoma, and then eventually went blind. Like contacts exist-it’s never this serious

Aldo

My gf has given me boots does that count?

Klav

forsen

Tara Stevenson

i could never pee in the sink, outside is the way to go

Alanna M

It's confusing because here in the UK, homely literally means just what it sounds like, the way Maya thought (I think in the US they say 'homey') but there it's somehow an insult? wild

Txvulture

Yep it's totally the Yard's fault for introducing kids to smoking qtcSmoke

Shaun Cheah

Not all of us have such easy access to the outdoors (apartments, basement-dwellers, etc). It's like this: there comes a time in every man's life when he needs to make a stand: you gotta either piss in the sink or else sink in the piss. I know which one I'd choose.

Melz

Yeah that's what I always understood it to do too 😬 ouch

MrWorldExtraWide

This reminded me of a quote about whether or not you (a girl) would trust/want your boyfriend to help a drunk girl get back to her house and why your boyfriend SHOULD be someone you would absolutely trust to do this

Katie

I remember listening to this last year as I was driving to a different state to give my boyfriend shoes for Christmas and being terrified from the shoes theory