COMIC: I miss my fucking cat (Patreon)

Originally published on my first Patreon May 28, 2020 

His name is Mr. Gato* and he's a regular visitor.
*(It actually is! That's not, like, the ridiculous fill-in name Matt and I invented for him, it's the actual name his real family gave him)

The following is an Instagram post I wrote about him several days ago:

MR. GATO.

THIS 👏 IS NOT 👏 YOUR HOME 👏

He snuck into the house twice today! TWICE!!! Matt found him in the basement AND his office!

MR. GATO! YOU LIVE DOWN THE STREET! YOUR FAMILY IS VERY NICE!
😤😤😤

Oh, Mr. Gato.
(Bonus cameo of my lady bug boots AND Lemony Snicket, my lemon tree who is mad pregnant with ten pounds of fruit hanging off her spindly frame)