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I have to say, thank you again for agreeing to be my wet suit for my summer trip to California! I was really needing a new one, and just didn’t have time to go shopping. Well I probably could have MADE time, but transforming one of my subscribers is just more fun, don’t you think? ... What are you saying? You don’t like being worn? I did warn you that you were going to be stretched out, so it’s not my fault that you’re regretting your choice now. I don’t really know what to tell you though, you agreed to become my wet suit for the entire summer, so you’re just going to have to suck it up. ... You can stop whining, I told you this is happening. But before we hit the beach and I start my surfing lessons I wanted to stop to visit my friend in the mountains. She didn’t believe that I had a human wet suit, so I decided to model it for her! Oh look at that, it’s snowing! Snow at this time of year is crazy, I have to go see it! ... Okay, you need to calm down, I can hear you freaking out. I can almost FEEL your anxiety, what the hell is wrong with you? ... Oh, you used THAT spell to transform yourself for me!? Haha, that is hilarious! Yeah I mean it makes sense why you would pick that one. After all, what are the chances that a wet suit on a summer trip would come in contact with snow? ... Well of course I didn’t tell you what my plans were, why the hell would I need to run my itinerary past my clothing? ... Well it’s not MY fault that you picked the transformation that becomes irreversible if you come in contact with snow! ... Well maybe if my friend gets the picture fast enough, the snow won’t touch me. ... What? Oh I’m GETTING the shot, I’m not passing up on a cool picture just because my wet suit man said no. Oh, look at that, the snow hit me for sure. I guess you’re stuck like this. That actually works out for me, because I LOVE how you fit me. Well I hope that you get used to being stretched to your limit!