Lipstick for the Roommate - A*********8 (Patreon)

What the hell are you doing to me!

“Oh, I’m putting you on silly.”

Putting me on, what the hell are you talking about?

“Oh, right you can’t see. So yeah, I turned you into lipstick.”

Wait, what the hell! How... why... what...?

“I found an old spellbook in my grandma’s attic and whadda-know-it, it works! So I figured I would kill two birds with one stone.”

Two birds, what are you talking about?

“Well, first, I know Josh really likes this color, and second...”

JOSH!? My BOYFRIEND Josh?!

“Well, yeah, if you let me finish, I would have told you. The second bird is that you are out of the way so I can seduce him. After all, you sent him a very nasty text the other day...”

Nasty text, what do you... holy shit this feels weird.

“Oh, I sent him a break up text from your phone. Also, the spell said you’d be able to feel still, so you must be feeling my full, sexy lips, haha.”

Is THAT what I feel? What the hell?

“Yup, I bet that DOES feel pretty odd, spread out over my lips and all that. And I don’t think you can actually hear, according to my spell, you’re just kind of ‘feeling’ my words vibrate through my face.”

What the hell are you even talking about? Why did you do this to me?

“Goddamn you feel so good on my lips, so warm, so sexy. God it’s getting me worked up.”

You’re TURNED ON by this!? What the fuck is wrong with... oh what was that, did I TASTE that?

“Oh yeah, I think the spell said you could taste too. Oh man, so that means when I suck the absolute hell out of Josh’s cock...”

YOU WOULDN’T, you bitch! You turn me back right now!

“I mean that kind of IS why I changed you into my lipstick after all. And turn you back? Nah, I like you better like this. Be sure to tell me how his balls taste, haha.”

(Quick note: This one made sense to be in this conversational tone. Requestor: if you prefer it in a story-type format like the others, feel free to reach out to me)