Revenge Served as a Bra (Patreon)

In response to the "Choose Your Caption: Clothing."

What the hell did you do to me?

“Wow, you are a bitch AND an idiot, isn’t it obvious? I turned you into my bra.”

What, how is that possible... wait, are you PUTTING ME ON?

“Duh, whenever I get a new bra I have to try it on to make sure it fits!”

Oh god, your tits are so... heavy and I’m all stretched out, please take me off!

“Now why would I do that? You hold the girls so nicely! And I just love the color!”

Why... HOW did you do this?

“Well they how is easy, magic runs in my family, I just had to borrow grandma’s spell book to find the right spell and BOOM! My asshole roommate is a bra!”

But, but that’s impossible. Oh god, don’t bounce me like that, it hurts!

“I have to test out how well you hold, silly!’

God, no, please, I can’t take any more of this? Why would you do this to me?

“Well you borrowed my best dress for that wedding last week and got wine stains all over it. I had to throw it out, none of the dry cleaners in town could get it out.”

That wasn’t my fault! Some drunk bitch stumbled into me on the dance floor!

“Well you should have either been more careful or worn your damn dress. You ruined my dress and so you get to join my wardrobe.”

I mean I could’ve bought you a new dress, you didn’t have to... to turn me into a fucking bra! And why a bra, it was a dress that I ruined... accidentally ruined.

“I didn’t really need a new dress, but I was past due for a new bra.”

Then I could have bought you a new bra!

“Nah, this was more fun, and to be honest, I didn’t really like that dress anyway.”

What, you didn’t like even like it! AND YOU TURNED ME INTO A BRA OVER IT!!

“It’s the principle, you ruined something of mine, and you get punished.”

Fine, but the first chance I get, I’m screaming for help.

“Haha, not how it works, only I can hear you!”

Damn it, just turn me back!

“Nah, you’ll be my new bra forever, I like you better this way!”

No, please, you can’t!

“I can do whatever I want, now shut up while I pose for this selfie!”