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Vote for May's 5 Minute Reviews!

  • A game that tried (and failed) to do what the Stanley Parable did 19
  • A game about being an annoying teenage girl 22
  • A game for kids that gave me a weird amount of trouble 20
  • A game all about cocktails 4
  • A game that definitely started as a tech demo, and never really evolved 11
  • An actual tech demo this time, for realsies 7
  • A surprisingly brilliant puzzle game that I found on Keymailer 8
  • A puzzle game about Norse mythology (but twee) 6
  • A game most trophy hunters consider trash, but I quite like 9
  • A game that definitely rests too hard on being artsy 16
  • A game that fell to FanFiction 19
  • A game about love! 9
  • A Hollow Knight inspiration taker, but nice and easy 9
  • A game that I really didn't like until the final few hours 18
  • A spiritual successor to Monster Hunter World... but free to play 6
  • A game about rolling the stars up 6
  • A game about life and death 6
  • A game that lets you play as a raccoon in a wheelchair 16
  • A game that lets you relive your childhood nostalgia 8
  • A four-man ghost hunting game 5
  • 2023-03-23
  • multiple choice
  • 224 votes
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I remembered to tick "Allow multiple" this time! Hope you enjoy the selection!

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Anonymous

Sometimes I worry the "allow multiple" voting enables my indecision... voted for twelve options this time XD You gotta stop making these sound so enticing!

Simon Holmes' Username

What the Stanly Parable mostly did was be smug and annoying and, frankly, a bit crap whilst reviewers fawned over how great it was just because it pointed out some fairly obvious things about gaming.

Mertkaykay

Yes I agree! I think it was well-received because it was (fairly) novel in its premise, but nowadays it'd be a massive eye-roller considering so many games have retread the same thing a thousand times