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The man who saves the world? Paytch (Patreon)

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2026-01-22 13:05:01
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Ep 595 - THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD PAYTCH

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Jd

Dawgs

Joe

Good morning blue collar dogs

Ot Hinds

Podiums are so back.

T

Blessings from the dawgs on a boring Thursday

Robert Ybarra

early morning just in time for work. blessed

tanner gregory

Blue collar dogs with a w this morning

K

Ayo!

inSHANE

Shane said on Rogan he doesn’t like doing the cast anymore.. he just doesn’t care anymore he will probably just leave all together in a year or two especially since him and John got that Netflix deal to make movies and stuff

How About None Of Them

Sitting.... waiting..... for the toad squasher hate to come rolling innn

How About None Of Them

If that's true they need to take the weekly release to like a monthly release or once every few months. Things peter out over time but god damn if I ain't ever gonna hear a God Mode cast with Billy n Spudd cracka. That's when white boys start hitting the streets i robot style.

Danielle

Lem air has shark eyes

Justin Noll

Get up and grab your wood boys! It’s gonna be a great day 🤘🏼

Ot Hinds

Riding with Lameeze, insane how his own squad isn’t holding him down 💔

Mao Chingchong

Lemair getting arrested would be hilarious

francisco castro

When tf did he say anything remotely close to that? I listen to the whole fucking podcast several times and he never said sum dumbshitnlike that and with out the mssp cast bro Shane’s life is a sad lonely one. He loves hanging out with the cast and if he didn’t have them then he’d probably drink himself into a hysterical lonely death diddling kids like a bunch of other hollyweird motherfuckers and so he’ll go out and make his netflix show and secure the bag then come back to the mssp and run the kill Tony show from the shadows like a lounging fat lion in the sunlight basking in the light and napping for 18 hours a day and hopefully 🙏one day he finds a loyal lioness and have a bunch cubs one day and have a happy and healthy life with his family like Matt btw much respect Matt from me for being a family man and not* a disgusting disgraceful cheating lying gambling drunk Much love stay positive

inSHANE

He told Joe he doesn’t like doing the podcast because it puts all of his personal buisness out there watch it again

GC414

He didn’t hold down his old squad and is acting like Mr big shot because of Shane

DawgNation3

He definitely alluded to being done with podcasting soon

Jeremie McKnight

Hope you’ve been working on your Lats homie? It’s time once more to carry the Pod on those massive, muscular shoulders.

Howie Feltersnatch

It’s time to pull your arms out of your shirt Lameez and clean it up.

Matthew Kane

Is Lemeeze the dumbest man? I have tried to avoid this truth, but it can’t be ignored. Bless the poor dawg.

matthew weil

As a 23 year old accountant who was eating yogurt for breakfast thank you

Brian Moondogg

Matt's stretching his arms out so his eyes dont look so close together.....

Definitely not Gardini

If he cared that much he would not miss half the Patreon eps and it is not like he needs the money. If he did have kids Shane would have retarded kids, he barely slipped through that net himself but that would be fun for him i guess he always talks about he loves them guys, the mother would definately be a money grubbing gremlin like the blonde he hangs around with now though so she would not stick around for that, maybe no matter what he will just end it all drunk and broken hearted, could be his destiny 🤷‍♂️

Bill R

Holy shit look at the size of those arms and shoulders. So god damn broad they could unite Ireland

Bill R

Too bad it’s MATT and shane’s secret podcast

Randy 🍋

Patrick McCollum is a scum bag scam artist. Wiccan minister lol def rapes kids

Shane Gillis

I’ve officially activated my NVIDIA-powered, haptic-feedback Neuralink butt plug to sync my internal frequency with the melting ice caps. The RTX 6090 processing power is currently overclocking my lower chakras to 240fps so I can perceive the Elder Gods' transition in real time.

JG

Cry baby pussy boy

Patreoni Isascami

Hey matt start a new cast and charge half bro. You KNOW thats the right thing to do, while you sit in your Ivory Austin McMansion and talk about jerking off for an hour a week. Also im convinced hes stroking that peen on those 10 mins blasts

Gideon Starsgrave

Credit where it’s due - the public pod is the best in at least a year. Cogent, interesting and naturally grooving production. This is why I still love the Shaman - he can still kill it without porno audio sketch comedy!

Martin Totland

Always enjoy the 'cast but it is impressive how uninformed and wrong. yet confident, this squad is on anything in international news.

J

Bro I love you dawgs, don’t worry about all these haters. Keep that young fun glow. Lameeeeeez please quit drinking and driving

Mr harrison

Damn these make my day 😁😁

KT

The Men Who Saved The Cast?

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Tom

I'm the man who should have saved $5

Guero

I feel the same

Ethan libby

The poor boy is lost and confused in Goyslop

Lev Is Fat

Saddd to see what this podcast has become. Cancelling my membership and giving my money to Jeff Dyes gofundme and lemon party 🍋🎉

Zach

When daddy isnt home these fucking children talk out their ass

g

Give the dawgs presale for Shane Gillis and Friends!

Juiceontheloose

Just another black indigenous person of crime smh

Juiceontheloose

Faggot tranny lover mudshark just like Matt I see

Kenbone69

Luis is a bald little bitch , don’t apologize to that pussy , fuck dorkfest

Marcus Mendoza

Can somebody post the link my app ain’t working

Ian

If you open it in the app itll work, then just click it from your youtube watch history

Quinten Beckingham

Lame dogz gotten so fat his forehead has a gut!!! Dude needs a few months from the show ban till he has a good take or learns to not interrupt. Also maybe in that time he will also learn what a butt dog he is for Austin. Eat some spinach dude.

carkcobang

Kiryas Joel is near my parents place in the Catskills. It’s terrifying

Caleb Cromer

It’s Zuckerbergs gay older brother!

Alex Powell

Fuck yes Matt, new book!! We’re leveling up in ‘26

Alex Powell

This is the whiniest group of motherfuckers. Go away. Or listen and shut up. It’s some Karen ass shit to loudly walk out and express yourself like anyone here gives a single shit.

X

The dawgs🔥

Jay Williams Art

Lemaires a faggot, hopefully he quits comedy because he's not funny at all. he's a joke, not a comedian

Jay Williams Art

lemaire sucks, you're a faggot if you like him

Jay Williams Art

just use the website in your browser, the app fucking sucks

Jay Williams Art

found gayass lemaires secret account lmao quit comedy

Jay Williams Art

I would genuinely love to see lemaires face be smashed in by that Puerto Rican retard

Thomas Properties

Lamair is objectively retarded. Put the gun thing aside. Channel 5 shortened Nick Shirley’s video with Andrew Callahan from 2.5 hours down to one hour. You would’ve figured Lamar would’ve watched the edits instead of taking Callahan‘s word for it before mentioning it on a national podcast.

Gideon Starsgrave

Did I not say “credit where due?” Matt still can find the way. WarMode has fallen

Gideon Starsgrave

Less than a year in and has it all figured out. Impressive

Gideon Starsgrave

Luis may suck at basketball but he could still whip LeRetard worse than Ike beat Tina in 72

Guy

Not online enough to know what Lemaire did but find it funny that people take anything he says seriously enough to get mad about it. I gotta start tuning in to the retarded, chronically high, fat man’s takes I guess

Xam

Munc ngl at msg show rn before you stsrted talkin ab pussy it was kinda mid no hate shaman ily

J

Very true, at least he isn’t looting

Average At Best!

I am fully addicted to Supremecy: 1914 - WW1

photikmusic

I'm here for the hate comments.

Michael Beard

Dude you might be the gayest guy on the planet. You pay $5. No one gives a shit if you cancel. Do us all a favor and cancel tonight, fucking queer.

Graeme Busby

Dude the little Jewish town is crazy to me they’re literally getting everything for free from our taxes

Kenbone69

Ya bro ,cause the only person in the world that could disagree with you and your all intelligent opinion is Lemaire 🤣🤣🤣🤣. It’s not possible that some people recognize this fatherless faggot that paints his nails and wears mascara as a “real ass bitch”. Dude waited till after Rogans pod and his Austin shows to talk shit on the comedy scene then throws a fit when Lemaire says that same thing back. He’s a pussy that got bullied in high school that’s got a bunch of bigger pussies to follow him cause he says the N word. Oooooo edgy, why doesn’t Jay shove a gun down his throat instead of up his ass so the mf will think before he speaks for once

Kenbone69

Found Fag J Gomez’s secret account , stop doing comedy you’ve never sold out a show

Kenbone69

Louis went on every pod talking shit about Austin comedy after Bill Maher did it because he didn’t get any bump after Rogans pod so Lemaire said the same thing back and Louis threw a fit cause he’s a pussy

dude guy

the pod fucking blows now

Simon

Been checking out all the wild comments on this thread. You for sure have problems man. It's fine to leave one comment to someone, but to leave the amount you have, about the same topic. You either want to fuck lemorp or you're luis's side piece. Either way you should do more productive things with your time, like myself, for bothering to write this to you.

francisco castro

FUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FFUUUUUUUUVKING FAGGOOOOOOOT What are the comment police ? Yknow what ima comment 30 more times on this post just to piss you off cunt

francisco castro

so what if I don’t like something ima fucking say it like if lemmeze is a fat annoying cunt that doesn’t do his due diligence before talking shit on nick shirley is the exact reason his family all look like hippos that turned human in a Wacky 90s flick

francisco castro

No one cares what Luis did at least when the towers fell fat ass Luis roller skated out of the ashes and out of the fucking city like a fucking legend

francisco castro

lol not Matt is just a little kid in a man’s body he literally only popular because he went against the grain on the Covid vaccine and against the grain on the 2020 trump election and against the grain on natural medicine but that really just shows his child like mentality because when maga says there’s fraud in Minnesota he goes against the grain becuase he saw one video of Nick Shirley in front of a somali learing going “ where are the 90 or so children you are getting 1.4 million dollars for?” And Matt goes “YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THAAAAT , HUIUUEEH STaaaap tha!” Stop being a faggot Matt be a critical thinker

francisco castro

Not even close Shane’s the only reason this pod keeps going this is like temporary scaffolding that holds the building together while the foundation gets repaired. Just like with Joe Rogans pods cast and how Tony hingecliffs podcast is falling off because all of his regulars have no sense of loyalty (unlike Shane) and leaves the podcast to go do Saturday night live and other gigs around town instead of helping Tony out, the one that made them famous to begin with

francisco castro

Hes said in the past he’s gone looting during the Floyd riots

francisco castro

Contrast to the historical accuracy and informative takes Shane give to the context it’s really lacking the depth that other podcast have

francisco castro

They won’t arrest him he’s black so he’s just get released the next day anyways

francisco castro

Legitimately the reason why I hate him he’s famous and leave his friends behind Shane’s famous and he brought all his buddies along gerbies for one Matt, lemeze, nick, shawn, the guy with big eyebrows, and so many others man it just shows the character Shane has a man vs frog torturer over there 👉

francisco castro

Here let me just give a quick breakdown Shane is filming for the next 40 days or so with Netflix, which is a short filming cycle despite that, Matt however that has agreed to take care of the Patreon for now obviously to take care of us now they could’ve decided not to post anything for the next month or so but they made the decision to post for us because we pay so they feel an obligation to give us a service that we pay for however, they made a terrible decision by taking on a super liberal friend of theirs to the podcast which I don’t mind the liberal if you fucking want to, but you’re not gonna be liberal and inaccurate on a podcast I paid for with that in mind, Shane decided to cover up the controversy by having a podcast with Matt last week. Shane cares about this podcast so much that he took the time out of filming to go and make a good podcast with Matt and gerbies showcasing a non-liberal attitude this however, was overshadowed by Matt’s green skin, fucking little bitchtude towards Nick Shirley because he went up to Learing center and asked where were the hundred or so kids that they’re paying a million dollars for every year. And so Matt decided to make a couple personal projects put those out doesn’t get as many likes he sees hey the podcast is going down in views. Maybe I should go to my roots and podcast with my buddies like before try not to bring up my liberal mindset because it’s unpopular. It’s probably what he’s thinking. Well that’s not what’s gonna save the podcast. What’s gonna save the podcast is if you get together with your buddies and talk about controversial ideas while giving your honest and informed opinion, not an uninformed opinion not a half cocked opinion not an opinion that you made up after watching a minute video. Matthew McCuster I want to hear your honest informed critical thinking opinion not some goy slop you heard on the internet Read another book or something Edit Nick Shirley was upset Andrew took the parts where Andrew point was proven wrong and not just the 30 minutes of dead air that Nick had while talking you low IQ idiot lemorp

Timcinnati

My mom lives a 55+ plus mobile home park in fl and those fools are dyin from edibles and drinkin. Front side cross faded to casket

WesChedda

Gah damn your butt hurt

Josh Depies

Lot of the Dawgs in here whining like bitches. Nobody forcing you to pay or watch

Patrick Davies

The prophecy guys story was nuts, I want to see more about him! Also is Matt doing any more of the Cortez story??

Kenbone69

Ya it’s just gay asf for him to talk shit and then get mad when someone responds with the same joke, like aren’t yall comedians ?

Mathew Rink

Every time I think Lemaire is smart, he proves me wrong

Patrick

They finished the book so I doubt it. I hope he picks another cool history story and does something similar.

Patrick Davies

Oh I didn’t realize it was over already so chapter 9 was it I guess. Yeah I want them to do something similar again that was great

McTwisted

Lots of fags like you always show up to simp.. stfu cuck

Wit

Luis cooked Lemaire lol

Gideon Starsgrave

He may still be; the public ep was fun and informative w/o porno disguised as comedy. We’ll see if I drop this one too or if we get back on track. Taking Lemeeze off is step 2. We’ll see. WarMode has fallen.

McTwisted

....aaaand back to the old testament, when the boys were actually hungry for it, till the young bull returns. Ps. Fuck lamartard.. guys a complete schlub

devan

Hey, sorry for my comments on here last week. I dont know what happened there.

Murdoc Jones

For the love of the pod, please fire LaMaire again

HP

Who knows, not me, I never lost control

NewFool

LeMaire is so stupid, that he'd actually become smarter if he attended a completely empty Somali Learing center.

Ben

He did say he’s reading another book about first Europeans in the Amazon or something so hope he does a podcast with that

Ben

Simps > haters

Definitely not Gardini

Josh is definately no Dawg, no fight and no bite.....just a little bitch kitten mewing for matt.

Definitely not Gardini

I doubt he had a bunch of writers do it for him like matt and shane 😂

user9951104

lemaire grwm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gideon Starsgrave

It wasn’t a joke; Shane isn’t married and Rich so he fucks when he wants / or doesn’t and just jerks it. Talking about it is hilarious. Relatable and aspirational. Shaman is married and obvs not having sex and having to support a family = drives dudes nuts and into constant jerk talk. It isn’t funny here / it’s sad and shows he’s in the cuck chair and needs to get to therapy or a lawyer

Buggsy Malone

The dawgs are a BARKIN in the comments!

Juiceontheloose

You'd have to be a full blown retard to ever think lemaire was smart

McTwisted

Not even a good troll.. kill yourself bud...

John Mott

The amish pay taxes

Half Dozen of the Other

Well said.. getting mad at Lamar’s thoughts is about the silliest thing a Dawg could do..

Definitely not Gardini

Your all fucking gay as two dicks up one dudes butt.....im not though, im super kewl 🕶

Definitely not Gardini

You two have real chemistry....i hope you find happiness in eachothers butts 😂

Kenbone69

At the end of the day I’m a dawg not a skank, Lemorp is retarded but he’s part of the crew

sam barker

Holy shit we don’t deserve Lemeezy

sam barker

Also, shout out to the Deadpan Shaman - “So you thought it’d be funny to shoot up a school?”

Gideon Starsgrave

Maybe we can be like the two hobos who fucked and made you, Fardini

Gideon Starsgrave

JR can’t think he can only feel so you gotta kick him good

Gideon Starsgrave

So am I and so are most of the non molested by their fathers men of the West.

Gideon Starsgrave

He votes the non gay, non pay all Western Man way AS WE ALL SHOULD

Gideon Starsgrave

I think JR may be Shane at this point. Or Shane’s Downs cousin because you’re defending this slop like you got a genetic stake. It’s ok Shane - we still love YOU

Gideon Starsgrave

Louis J Gaymez is who Tony H had as his inspiration for the isle of garbage/Puerto Rico joke. Tony was not wrong

Gideon Starsgrave

Again, JR, put your non-west, hysterical thinking down. Shirley is a hero, evil is corruption and vice versa, Nick Shirley exposed more of it and the evil howls and howls Now, Mormons may be wrong but they at least believe in a shadow of the truth (vs the demon possessed genetics of many such cases in these very comments). FIFY

Gideon Starsgrave

JR’s just an above average IQ 12 year old with a below average 5 year old baby peen. It’s all good.

Juiceontheloose

Cooning for the black indigenous people of crime now huh?

Downtoparty

Lemaire needs a solid two months off booze so maybe he can get his mind normal

Ultra

Lemaire has gotten more wilder since moving to Austin

Molon Labe ⚔️ 🇺🇲

The worst part about Shane being away is that the unfunny retard Lemaire takes his place. Shit would be 100x better with matt solo or with low energy Guard and/or Nate. We pay for this, why force Lemaire on us?

Juiceontheloose

Normal as in smooshing frogs and jacking off with his fat twin on a deflated air mattress?

Kobraham28

Oh stop being a faggot

PineappleJack

It’s a good joke, just Lemaire had TERRIBLE timing 😆😆

PineappleJack

Nick Shirley actually recorded the interview secretly and tried to “expose” Andrew after the fact 😂

BigWave

Holy shit Lesleezey is a douche

francisco castro

See black people can be racist too lemoron here thinks I’m Cuban but in reality I’m Mexican just goes to show how retarded he really is to go for personal insults with great inaccuracy my family literally comes from Durango a central Spanish colony city founded in 1563 by the great Francisco de Ibarra you ignorant fat hippo faced cunt I’m a descendant of the first Roman Catholics I am a descendent of the Spanish conquistadors that conquered all of Mexico I am the descendant of the original Mexican people the culmination of indigenous and Spanish culture please don’t ever disrespect my family name like that again

francisco castro

I disagree Shane’s a great guy and I’m positive he’s gonna find a great woman cuz I genuinely believe he’s a man of such great character that he’ll find a way just like Abraham Lincoln or George Washington or maybe like a Theodore Rosevelt if he could walk was a comedian

NewFool

hey Matt, the free was good. I had never heard of this doc, but am going to look out for it, sounds interesting. Also never knew Mark Zuckerberg had a twin; you're full of surprises. This was a good get for the cast. Been looking into that free floating hostility that you talked about and being too inside your head. Check out (even just podcasts/lectures - don't need to read the whole 700 something page book) Iain McGilchrist who outlines how the Left and Right hemispheres of the brain work. Left is mostly about analytics, control, gaining power, threats etc. (like that voice you put on indicating your thoughts); Right is more about narratives, seeing the whole picture, integrating things to create meaning and purpose, etc. Especially with all the propaganda and tribal culture war stuff, people aren't anchored, two sides see totally different things in a viral video (largely because both sides are spinning b.s.) the Left side of brain gets over-active, so everything seems a threat, fake things get substituted for facts because people feel safe in their left/right group. What helps is getting grounded, take time to see what's really important, like the person told you, just have fun. That doesn't make hard things easier in a practical way, but it makes them easier psychologically. Don't expect yourself to be something who's supposed to act like x or y, just go after what you want, and learn when what you thought you wanted turns out to be illusory.

Paint

Solo matt > guests with matt. Im not usually one to complain, just thought id try to give feedback since it seems most viewers are in agreeance. Read us another book matt!

TNHOOLIGAN

the pod with the director sucked!!!! dont start a pod saying you wont spoil it, then dance around it for an hour

Jake

you dickheads whine like a poodle with a bone up its ass, if you don’t like ‘the dawgs’ because shane isn’t there you’re just a gillis dick rider, shut up and don’t watch. also matt is one of the best conversationalists to walk the earth and i think the sometimes ‘retarded’ comments make the pod fun, stop paying for a subscription you moan and bitch about constantly it’s honestly exhausting

Ben

Ye apologized, can the shaman interview him standing up now?

Colin McCarthy

I wish Matt and Shane had there own podcast, I would pay for that shit

The Kid

Ur a pussy

John Doe

YOOOO just saw shane met shaun white in Central Park!!!! Fuck yeah.

Zach H

These retards are honestly so dumb it's crazy, literally sit and deny all of the Nick Shirley stuff and say it's all fake and then in the same breathe fall for one about Jews that has even less proof, liberals are so gay nowadays

Zach H

This is how retarded the average liberal is in the big 26

Wilson Rice

says the idiot dick riding kusker, bitching about nothing, and paying for a sub.

McTwisted

JR...What kind of troll deletes his comments after he gets baptized and doesn't take it on the chin like a man, ole bitch ass boi...

Gideon Starsgrave

I’ve known a lotta Jake’s; this is a total Jake

moneyhoney

to be clear i like lemaire, hes just a moron

Equals Peace

This is the most retarded shit i've ever laid eyes on.

Equals Peace

Half watching Donnie Darko half reading the comments. I mean if i'm gonna listen to dudes talk their shit I could do a helluva of a lot worse. There's a sea of gayness on the cast scape. If the dawgs ever go away, good luck finding something tolerable to listen to

Definitely not Gardini

He is lucky i have not pantsed him and pushed him over in to a puddle, he is a fat retard but the not the adorable kind like Shane.

Shane

This was a good listen

NewFool

relax super justice warrior. those who love Matt love him even when he's gay and retarded, just like Shane or War Mode. Someone in your life will love you if you chill a bit. Agree though that the Somali stuff is crazy, especially since so much money was going back to Somalia, not even staying in the USA.

Ho Lee Fuk

Imagine being this much of a tampon

Jacob

Congrats Matt getting to be a real professional at finding the biggest pussies on planet earth to have as guests.

HeroinHero

Where’s my slop? Where’s the big dawg?

kevin schwartz

hubble never went nor was it supposed to ever go to the edge of the solar system moron.

kevin schwartz

yea, thats what they said.... they dont pay social security or medicare tax though which is bs

Simon

Nice, so these comments are now being moderated to remove any mention of the dawgs not talking about Trump? Interesting.

Romuluskhan

Lameezy looking like a bobo Mark Henry in that gun pic. Long live the 👑