I may have created something as good as Orbital Artillery (Patreon)

The only problem is that I made two and I can't decide which one is better (fuck I need to sleep but I am so damn close to near-perfection).

Fuck they're both so good I can't decide. And so... different from each other. One is whimsical synth-math-rock and the other is whimsical synth-punk-house (I really don't know how to categorize these).

Same lyrics but...oh how could I say no to either of them 😭

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Lip gloss and lasers and sparkly pink armor

High heels and gunblades I’m ready for drama

Glittering circuits and hearts made of steel

These are the things that make mech girlies real

Phased array radars and hard-kill defenses

Mecha wings soaring so fierce and so endless

Cybernet-augments and quantum computing

These are the things that make me want to sing

When the gears grind when the sparks fly

When I'm feeling down

I simply remember my mech girly dreams

And then how oh how could I frown

Pink battle hammers and reinforced dresses

Jetpacks and joyrides no time for distresses

Heads-up tiaras and variable-sweep wings

These are a few of the very best things

When the gears grind when the sparks fly

When I'm feeling down

I simply remember my mech girly dreams

And then how oh how could I frown

Untested elemental

Got a hammer on a rental

Clip the slammer on her hip

Pink and girly flower drip

Paint her mech blood and ichor

Paint her mech with death and horror

Double down a two-way street

Run and skip and tap her feet

Green and white through IR vision

Battle-buddies no decisions

Peerless and fearless she flits off the stage

This is Miss Mecha in all of her rage

She is the seer the frontier and she brings the goddamn atmosphere

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Mecha-chan

With circuits and sparkles we slaughter through night

In composite armor we shine oh so bright

From battles to ballrooms it's we who are seen

In this here my world where mech girlies dream

A-P-S systems and clean radar pings

Electro-ops fixed on a fine-tuned machine

The EM spectrum does hum to my whims

And all who oppose me will repent their sins

APS systems and clean radar pings

Electro-ops fixed on a fine-tuned machine

The EM spectrum does hum to my whims

And all who oppose me will repent their sins

When radar pings when the engines roar

When I'm feeling bold

I simply remember my mech girly might

And then I don't feel so cold

Let me get a fight to the end and a to death we go

And for all that may want me let's re-play the show

When radar pings kill

When the engines roar kill

When I'm feeling bold kill

Would you ever know kill

The battle's not won kill

From the Eagle's seat kill

Or the orbit's burn kill

Or where boots meet ground

It's won in here kill 'em all

In the pilot's seat kill 'em all

In the heart of war kill 'em all

I'm the battle queen kill 'em all

No one else kill 'em all

Would ever dare kill 'em all

Step down here kill 'em all

So I do up my hair kill 'em all

And I never freeze

I will always fight

I will never go quietly into the night

I will always be

Here at your side

Till the moon may fall

And the sun may die

I am Mecha-chan kill 'em all

I want all to see

That no other girl

Hits as hard as me kill 'em all

Up in their face kill 'em all

Big fuck-off gun kill 'em all

It's just you and me kill 'em all

We're surrounded now

They've nowhere to run

I'm from Tien Kwan and I say kill-kill-kill 'em all

Lip gloss and lasers and sparkly pink armor

High heels and gunblades I’m ready no contest

Glittering circuits and buttoned up steel

I am the best and so battle reveals

Phased array radars and hard-kill defenses

Mecha wings soaring so fierce and so endless

Cybernet-augments and kill-bot computing

This is what into the battle I bring

APS systems and composite armor

Hush now my boys there is no need for drama

At the end of the night we're all killing machines

And forever more let my voice haunt your dreams