I Wanna' Be Melee Infantry (Patreon)

Hey, so y'all know that song, "I Wanna Be in the Cavalry" by Corb Lund? Well, what if it were "I Wanna Be Melee Infantry" by me. And it was, idk, power-folk + E[mo]DM. Or something. Not a cover, exactly, but... Idk.

Look, y'all know what I'm getting at.

Lore-wise, uh, Diver-chan wants a two-handed warhammer or something. And also because there is armor with a melee damage boost and it would pair perfectly with a war hammer.