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I should make a song about (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-28 10:58:42
Edited:
2024-08-28 11:07:11
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2026-06
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Cope cages. Well, something that can include that line, idk.

Cope cage, overplayedDon't touch my fuckin boats, babe

Actually, yeah. A whole song about not touching the boats. DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING BOATS. I HAVE INVADED PEOPLE FOR LESS.Actually, hold on, yeah, I think I'm onto something. So, it would be a song from the perspective of Uncle Sammy (because America is like a bad girlfriend), threatening to invade people. And it would be historical. And she would inexplicably make no mention of 1812, Vietnam, or Afghanistan, except maybe a one-liner dismissing those as special military operations or something ridiculous. 🤔I'm also waiting for the right song to mention cookies in.

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Ian Rencsak (edited)

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2026-09-06 06:00 As a red-blooded American, I like my boats lol
2024-08-28 11:01

Ian Rencsak
>>147795314

Also, a song about "cookies".... probably should have something to do with the NSA lol

DormouseSays

Boats? You mean LRASM targets? 😜

Boxlord Chester

Cookie monster themed dis track when? 😁

Ian Rencsak
>>147795314

I'm 36 hours of almost no sleep, my brain went: "Cookies" like with web browsers, NSA digitally spying, more coffee, brain hurt. My sleep mentioned on a past post was less that 4 hours...I need to tap out soon, but crunch week is a b-

Elliot

I was going to say the cookies are for cyberwarfare

Ian Rencsak
>>147795314

It's 7:30 in the morning, daily report time...then maybe I'll try for more sleep

Charli Morgan
>>147795964

I actually have a missile kink. Like, the one time I saw a HIMARS battery fire, I was like sploosh 🌊🌊🌊🌊 Yes sir, may I have some more THEY'RE SO LOUD. LOUDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. BIG SOUND. BIIIIIIG SOUNDDDDD!!!

Charli Morgan
>>147795964

I told everyone it hurt my ears and didn't want to be near them next time they fired so that I didn't have to tell them the truth—to this day, I fantasize about being in the backblast area.

Ian Rencsak
>>147795964

I do like my boats....but enough missiles will deal with anything from clearing out dust bunnies to planetary terraforming.

Charli Morgan

It would be a Patreon exclusive and probably 40 seconds long, but I could probably work that in somewhere

Elliot

I feel that I have not helped with the sleep situation

Ian Rencsak
>>147795314

You in no way hurt it, that's on my employer lol But I'm looking at giving a bout with my bed another shot here in a few. So when I stop responding that'll be the sign of hopefully good things 🤣

Elliot

Best of luck. I have just had another thought though - if we're talking cyberwarfare and keeping to the field of US equipment, what does Stux-chan look like?

Aruganis

I will touch all the boats I want, and no one can stop me. But yes, cookie song is required at this point. You know, given some of what you have mentioned in the past, "cookie" could be used in place of something.

La Vida Awesome (edited)

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2026-09-06 06:00 Don’t touch my boat!/ You think I won’t?/ Go on, Limey/ Come and try me!/ From the halls of Montezuma/ To the shores of Tripoli/ I ain’t gonna put up with/ No stinking’ pirates, see?!
2024-08-28 13:22

Aaron Moore
>>147795964

Well.... now we know where the idea for Dessy came from 😂 also, HIMARS are insane. I love working with them, even if the crews drive me crazy.

Charli Morgan

I don't think I've ever asked, but were you Army or Marines? Also, now I think I'll need to do a song for the Marine Corps birthday.

La Vida Awesome
>>147804186

I was Army. My first PL was a prior service Marine, and he “adopted” me after I went full retard in the face of a numerically superior OpFor and actually sent them retreating… Since then, I’ve always held myself to the Marines’ standards out of respect for him.

Charli Morgan

Awwww!!! What's your favorite flavor of crayon?

Charli Morgan

Perfect answer! 💜 Don't tell anyone, but purple is my favorite flavor, too. I'm supposed to like red because it makes the grass grow or something, but the purple ones taste like grape.

La Vida Awesome
>>147804186

eat that purple! Life is short and Grass is gonna grow whether we like it to or not! Carpet diets! Or something like that!

Ian Rencsak
>>147795964

Boom! Here comes the boom! Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South Boom! Here comes the boom! Ready or not, how you like me now?