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Did you know that "JASM" and "LRASM" rhyme?It's like "jazz'em" and "lor-azz'em"That's from Lockheed Martin, not me.. . . I wonder if Lockheed knows its YouTube videos are not reaching its intended audience. 🤔Now to put it in a song somewhere

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apmoore94

If they're anything like some other companies reps I know, well.... they know. And they LOVE IT.

Charli Morgan

Wake up babe New extended range cruise missile just dropped

apmoore94

Dammit, I wish GIFs worked on here. All I thought when I saw this was Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine going "Oh Damn!" Also, absolutely genius. Oh, and my friendly neighborhood Lockheed Martin rep says he, too, is scared of sentient F-22.

Charli Morgan

The advertisement is literally a sports car commercial so no not at all

apmoore94

Yep. I should clarify he's friendly to OUR neighborhood. People who dont like JASSMs and LRASMs be warned. I know several people that got out and went to work for the aviation defense companies.

Milton H

She standoff deploy my weapons platform til I LRASM