Fix crayonets and charge (Patreon)

People are scared of us, and I think that about 80% of our success can be attributed to that. We're like, idk, Florida Man—he isn't dangerous because of what he can do; he's dangerous because of what he's willing to do.Like I absolutely will fight to the death over the last crayon in the 64 pack, and I won't even stop to ask myself if it's worth it. That's not the point. The point is that I want the crayon and any consideration beyond that is a waste of everyone's time, so you can back down and let me eat or I can fix bayonets and charge.