All I Want for Christmas is UwU, v3F2, Draft 6 (Patreon)

Patch Notes

Okay, I adjusted the mastering in some parts so it's brighter. It'll much better on very bassy sound systems. Mastering is always a balancing act; it's literally impossible to make something that sounds perfect everywhere. Both versions are in a zip file in my archive; you can choose which one is best for your equipment, but my personal recommendation is "All I Want for Christmas is UwU (Headphones Optimization)" if you have some high-end headphones.

In broad strokes, the difference is that the Headphones version has a greater contrast in pitch, while the Bassy Sound System version is brighter in some parts—most notably, the interludes, bridges, and drops.

Christmas in Burlington

Also, this is me in my hometown. It's so pretty, isn't it? 🥰 (Art by Miming-kun)

Teenage Charli smoked many a shitty blunts and wandered around that very street aimlessly for collective weeks. 😅

Anyway, this matters because my dream is to be able to move back home. The cost of living is obscene because there are more airbnbs than apartments, so my goal—if I can have one—is $6000/month. I'd be able to move home, buy a house, and that, uh, yeah, that would be my dream. :')

So, I'm very grateful to all of you for being here, and when it does happen—when I can move home—I'll have each of you to thank for it.

Lyrics

[Intro]All I want for Christmas is UwUUwUUwU

[Verse]You put the UwU into my heartYou make my soul fly high when your Let's Play startsA pretty one into the brainGet me so so dumb, I drown in pink champagne

[Pre-chorus]But somethin's cheerful, somethin's brightMy waifu called me in the nightSo so needy, so strung outI'm right here, babe, don't hold in, just—Let it out!

[Chorus]All I want for ChristmasIs UwUBaby, it's tru'wuAll I want for ChristmasIs UwUOnly you'wu

[Pre-chorus]Heart emojis, tips galoreCan't help wanting something moreYour happiness is all I needAnd all I want is more of you please!

[Chorus]All I want for ChristmasIs UwUBaby, it's trueAll I want for ChristmasIs UwUOnly you

[Verse]Snowflakes falling, lights aglowStreaming live, she's all I knowMy princess eyes do shine so brightIn her chat this Christmas night

[Interlude]

[Bridge]Underneath the mistletoeNotice me to make me knowI'm wanted here, it feels so rightTo spend with you, this starry lonelyStarry-starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starryLonely starry-lonely-starry lonely-starry-lonely-starryLonely starry-lonely starry-lonely-starry lonely-starry-lonely-tarryLonely starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starry-lonelyChristmas night!!!!

[Chorus]All I want forI think I need more!Makin' me poor!Let me simp—

[Drop]—Put the UwU into my heartYou make my soul fly high when your Let's Play starts—Into the bray'ainGet me so so dumb, I drown in pink champagne(Let's play)

[Bridge](It's what this day's about)Plug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log out

[Interlude]Plug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log outPlug in, baby, don't log out

[Verse]Stanley-creeping through my feed peeking when I'm sleepySeeking ways to meet me, sending messages so cheesyBelieve me, I'm uneasy dealing with your feeling spree when youNeed me (need me)You're (clinging so completely)Freedom's getting breezy maybe time to set me free soSee me (see me)Living life in 3D(Between the lines you read me)But you don't really know mePlease (leave me)Echoes on repeatDeleting what was fleeting(Maybe fine'ly finding—)

[Interlude]—Don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log outPlug in, baby, (don't) don't log out

[Verse]The blocked emojis, tears galorePlease don't chase me anymoreYour absence is the gift I needTo let my heart breathe free.

[Outro]Your absence is the gift I needUnder my Christmas tree