Don't you DARE get excited (Patreon)

Right, so it probably won't work, but maybe if I do this just before the "WAGGGHHHH!!!" . . . maybe?Seriously, don't get excited. I crack under the slightest expectation that I have to do anything, no matter what it is. I am a fragile little orchid and I *will* drown in hype, so TEMPER EXPECTATIONS to just a hair above absolute zero.