Health Code Violation (Patreon)

Yeah, so Reverse Vampire is absolutely not coming together. Here's a song about a completely straight bakery where nothing gay happens.It's dumb, I know. But...idk. It's something. :exhale:If you think it'll be well-received, let me know, because I'm not sure if it's worth working on any further._[Verse 1]Clocked in early, tied my apron tightShe’s already there, flour-dusted, looking rightStrictly business, just a morning shiftIgnore the way my hands start to slip[Pre-chorus]Rolling pin, firm grip, smooth and slowShe says, “You gotta push, don’t let it go”I nod too fast, try not to stareAt the way her fingers sink in there[Chorus]Everything’s fine, it’s just some doughNothing unprofessional, wouldn’t you know?I’m not distracted, not at allJust a baker at work, up against the wall[Verse 2]She licks a drop of icing off her thumbSays, “You’re all red—what’s got you spun?”I clear my throat, step back in lineNo thoughts, just bread, I’m doing fine[Pre-Chorus]She leans too close, whispers lowSays, “You’re trembling, you good to go?”I nod, I smile, I grip the trayTry not to make a sound when my knees give way[Chorus]Everything’s fine, it’s just some doughNothing unprofessional, wouldn’t you know?Not overheating, just the stoveJust two coworkers keeping it composed[Bridge]She wipes a smear off my cheekSays, “You’re shaking—maybe take a seat”I shake my head, say “No, I’m good”Definitely fine. Just misunderstood.[Outro]Completely normal, standard dayNo impure thoughts getting in the wayI’ll just mop the back, take a little spaceAnd absolutely nothing will be out of place.