Spears > Swords (Patreon)

I just want a reason to have Nik draw me with a spear._[Verse 1]I think the sword is overratedThe spear is better, can't overstate itSing along now, don’t debate itSwords are pistols—just elongated[Pre-Chorus]I don’t have oneBut I get why you do…[Chorus]And you’re still a fuckin' nerdStill a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin'—Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!You’re still a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin'—Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd![Verse 2]I can see it flex and bend and I like the gleamI see your stance, the practiced speedYou call it art, but I call it copeIt’s just a stick with extra hooooooooope![Pre-Chorus]I don’t have oneBut I wun’t hate if I did[Verse 3]Your sword is cool, I won't debate itBut a spear’s a sword, just elongatedReach is style, the range upgradedSwords get hype, but overstated[Bridge]Polish your blade, admire your gripTalk up your steel, practice that flipSpears got range, no need to boastI’ll poke your pride—from coast to coast[Row Chorus]Row, row, row your boatGently down the streamMerrily, merrily, merrily, merrilyStill a nerd it seems![Chorus]You’re still a fuckin' nerdStill a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin'—Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!You're still a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin' nerd!Still a fuckin'—Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd![Outro - Spoken Word]Hey, it's the cringe police.Being a nerd is outlawed.Turn in your body pillows and mall-ninja bullshit or face the consequences.