A dream I had last week (Patreon)

okay, so last week, I went to bed with kitty. In that, we (me and kitty) agree, and are friends.

But then I was trapped. I couldn't open my eyes, but I had to drive. I got to work and I couldn't keep my eyes open. I went to a bar but my eyes were so heavy and blurry that I couldn't read the numbers on my bank card. I was like, so sleepy I needed help getting off the bar stool.

But then I realized something was wrong.

Think about those episodes where there is an alien parasite or magical spell cast on the hero or their friends. If you kill the parasite or wake them violently, they die or are trapped.

I was trapped in such a way. A sleep paralysis demon had taken to me.

And...

She had a tiny moustache.

I was trying to fight myself awake, but I couldn't move. In the waking world, I was flat on my back with a soft creature laying like a Sphinx on chest with one hand across its rump.