Ya can't eat all them char siu buns (Patreon)
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I acknowledge this is a lot but I can't stop eating these and I refuse to limit self-love. Love my fat ass with me, chat. 🍑
Dead bitches say
Hun,
Ya can't eat all them char siu buns
And I say run
I want pork steamed dimmmmm sum
Look on your face say you a cunnnn
Take your diet spread it on the floor
I count zero buns but I want a dozen more
Fat shit, four pounds
Dim sum Asian fat tits
Don't speak native but I eat it with chopsticks
White men want me small but
Daddy wants me sassy (fat)
Mommy says I'm healthy (ho)
Dunno bout that but
Dead bitches say Hun,
You can't eat all them char siu buns
And I say run
I want pork steamed dimmmmm sum
Aw fuck that's fifteen pounds
Dawg I don't care let me hit the blinker
No way dawg I'm not sharin
Why cuz I eat?
FUCK OZEMPIC
I'm a dim sum colour
Butter on my siu
Char you a bad bitch (u fat too)