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Hey there folks,

As you probably know, Patreon is being weird again. And it's incorrectly telling some users that I've met another goal. Though that's not quite correct, I'm pleased to say that I'm planning to go full time from February 2016.

Currently (between rent, taxes, utility bills, etc) I'm having to spend about $2254 on monthly living expenses. So this is the rough target to reach in order to keep renting/living where I am at the moment.

Thanks to your generosity, Patreon gives me $1,410 per month, assuming a single video. (and I'm confident I can produce much more than that)

Twitch currently takes in $4.99 for 240 Subscribers, to a total of about $1200. But there's a catch. After the first month of streaming, (having collected more than $100) a 45 day timer starts, after which the streamer is eligible for 50% of the total per month on a recurring basis. So after January 15th, Twitch tells me I'll be receiving about $600 per month. To all the Twitch subscribers, thank you for your kindness!

So this brings the total up to about $2010 from January. And though that's slightly shy of the target, I'm hoping between now and then there will be additional pledges that will push it over the $2254 mark. At which point I'd be able to hand in my notice (4 weeks) and begin working for you all by February if all goes well. 

You will then collectively control my food budget, and I shall slave away making bullshittery videos 24/7. I'm planning on many more episodes of Random Bullshittery, scheduled streams of all kinds, properly planned patreon rewards. And I'll generally be able to commit myself fully to this online lark :)

Thank you for your support and your generosity these last few months. It's genuinely humbling and I'm really excited! It's an absolute dream job and I can't thank you enough for helping to make it happen

Love Womble,

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Clavus

Seems like that'll be quite the dive! Hope it'll work out for you.

Biomankill

Top Patreon reward is help plan the invasion of Poland?

knosen

we love you too :3

Samuel Aaron Adams

You should set up a PO Box of some sort. Then maybe do some fan mail openings.

Gimanel

I am genuinely so happy for you. I envy you my dream job, but by all means have my money. I am enjoying your vids and streams a lot. Thanks to those I can make it through boring shifts so I am most grateful. And my twitch subs is also coming on next stream when I get my paycheck tomorrow. I only wish I could give you more, but working in country without euro currency sucks ;). Keep up the good work. Love gimanel #nohomo :-D

Mata

Congrats!

Jonas 'MrYuuk' Carreyn

So glad to hear that man, such good news, happy to see it's going on the right way! Keep it up!

Tartopome

good luck for 2016 and thank you for taking a risk to make us laugh! ^^

DaDesasta

Very nice! I really hope being a subscriber and helping you here out helps you in your epic journey to strangle poland thru... ehm... well maybe not :>

shaun carter

dont think ive ever laughed so much at youtube videos in my life! keep up the good work man! and i cant wait to see even more!! and cyanide is amazing as well!! GIVE ME MORE!!

Kim Olsen

Break a leg, or better yet break Cyanides legs.

Paul Overstreet

Just found a video of yours after a reddit dive and I laughed my ass for hours watching your videos! Especially Alien: Isolation! It had me in tears man! You make good shit Womble! Just became an official patron today. May your hilarious conquests continue to entertain us, sir!

Simon Guille

Touchy touchy! Good luck with your new job Soviet

Lukas Frei

Hope well meet again Soviet watch out for thefreisinger