Sandwhitchcraft: A Wanderer's Sandwhich (Patreon)

Hey troops! It was grocery day yesterday, and in celebration of our two new Wanderer patrons (Hiya jack Mafo ]\ and As Mr!) I thought I'd do some much needed research for Sandwitchcraft! My dear old Granny recently gifted us a a turkey crown, and as I was hauling all the rest of the ingredients up the hill on a hot day, I was feeling pretty blessed when I made it...Granny’s Sannie, a Gifted Birdie,Ceasar's Chicken? Turkey Breasted!All pulled wi Woost n’ Mustard drested!An Hammed Wafes’a Oakam Vested,And Cisped Tatties Ti Contest it An Rugula do deafly Crest itIn Gild a butter’d lettuce nested,And jewelled slices o tamaties,An coranet of cirspit tattiesAn glugs a cheese to slake yer greed,An further rich the butterd bried,As fair a piece as Witch cud whisk Betwixt a broon and seedid stick! That humbly should be cut Three wick!That three a Wanderin, need no savours,And be fated to feast Fortune’s favours.(This Sandwich can be split three ways, each creature that consumes it adds a D4 to Attacks, Ability Checks and Saving throws and has advantage on Constitution saves until the start of their next long rest).