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GARFIELD THEORY (Ad-Free) (Patreon)

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2025-04-17 08:29:16
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Content

CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Setup

3:17 - Chapter 1: He's Not a Cat

6:46 - Chapter 2: Everyone Knows & They're Lying

16:22 - Chapter 3: The Alien Origins

19:28 - Chapter 4: My Theory is Canon

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This video is an attempt at analyzing the well-known horrors of Garfield... But in the live-action movies that nobody ever talks about. In this video, I completely shred the two films down to their last details, and uncover what "Garfield" truly is, as well as the giant war between two government cults that surround him.

By the end of the video I lose my mind, then shrug it all off as ridiculous, before discovering every SECOND of the theory is CANON to the rest of Garfield media. Madness.

Comments

J Ludwig

Why would Petco both try to kill Garfield and also pamper him during visits to the vet? Why don't they just try to kill him in the vet?

The Theorizer
>>171378538

He’s extremely hard to kill, but they keep trying. During that particular vet visit, they tried to keep him happy and oblivious while allowing Odie to be adopted in the other room. It was a piece of the greater plan. The dog show was the first attempt to cash in on that plan.