Dear Total Drama Fans... (Patreon)

Holy absolute unimaginable hell. The series of bombshells I'm experiencing right now is beyond anything any of you can possibly imagine. Let's hope you've seen all of my theories, because currently, here are some lingering questions:

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- Why was Ezekiel weird even BEFORE he got mutated? WHO WAS HE?

- Why does Izzy love torturing people? Why is she like this? What caused her psychopathy?

- Was DJ's animal curse from Egypt REAL? (spoiler: YES)

- How could Izzy see inside of Mike's SOUL?

- How EXACTLY did the producers select all the "damaged" contestants? How are they ALL tied in?

- What is the full plan of the military and Chef Hatchet regarding Chris and the demons?

- What did Izzy/Brainzilla do with the military and time travel?

- What did Blaineley mean when she said "they wanted ME to host the show..."

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These questions, and so, so much more, almost anything you can imagine about the show... I now have ANSWERS to.

This theory spans Aliens, Hypnosis, Time Travel, Curses, Egyptology, Demons, Zombies, Mutation, Resurrection, Dimensional Anomalies, Animal Viruses, Area 51, The US Military, Jack the Ripper, Possession, Nuclear Fallout, Cyborgs, Telepathic Warfare, and the Apocalyptic FATE OF HUMANITY ITSELF.

I will start dropping spoilers for patrons over the next few weeks before its release, and then they'll get it, followed by everyone else in February. The chances of this being at LEAST a 2-Parter are very high. THIS VIDEO, for Total Drama fans, is the one you've been waiting for. IT is to Total Drama, what my "Dimension Theory" was to Spongebob, except... Like... 100x more perfect. Happy New Year.

I am aptly referring to it as... THE TOTAL DRAMA TRIANGULATION. Get hype.