Story Post: Date Night (Patreon)

Here it is! Apologies once again for being a couple days late. Life is crazy, explaining the crazy probably isn't worth the time, but you came for the story anyway, right? I promised you Onyx and Molly and smut, and here it is!

"It was a [statistically predictable] dark and stormy night [because it's Seattle in November so this opening is fully legitimate, fuck all my critics, yo]."