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Story Post: A Most Noble Quest (GI) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-30 23:10:01
Imported:
2026-06
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Got this one done early and felt like there's no need to hang on until the 1st.

Warning: It's silly. Really silly. Also smutty, but sillier than smutty.

And this story is entirely, purely my editor's fault.

Comments

Mark Henderson

Hilarious. Poor Alex. And the traumatized Rachel

Jacob Hufstader

Great slice of life story! Glad to see the the smutty stuff make a comeback. Hope we see more soon.

Karl-Johan Norén

Fun one! Now I'm even more convinced that Lorelei has professional connections in the porn and other sex businesses. But I'm left with a new question: what is Lorelei's fursona?

Vairya1

I'd never demand anything from you, but I have to say, I'd really, really love to see Lorelei's fursona in the future. And hear the circumstances behind its creation, lol. I have to wonder, was it just a playboy bunny thing, or did it have more depth? I can't help but remember those tiger stripes in Personal Demons.

Karl-Johan Norén

Additional silly thoughts: Eight is not enough: Alex had had eight sexual partners by the time this movie came around (Lorelei, Audrey, Taylor, Onyx, Jocelyn, Rachel, Victoria the realtor, Cindy the maid (really Lorelei in disguise, but Alex doesn't know that at this time)), so now I wonder if there are other connections with other stories in the chosen movies. The next level up from Lorelei having seen the movie would be Lorelei performing in the movie. Granted, she'd probably increase the quality of any movie she is in at least a couple levels. Takin' it in the Brexit: The most infamous scene in a Swedish porn movie contains a large sausage, not meatballs. And I wonder if it isn't inspired by Chuck Tingle's titles… "That creepy place in Lynnwood", now I'm wondering about Lorelei's and Alex's adventures there. Ya-Ga-Oh: At least I thought Pokemon, but now I'm not sure if fits as the inspiration.

Brin Wolfe-Schulte

I think I've been to that creepy place in Lynnwood, and the people /are/ the nicest...

Peter Meilinger

Great story. But "Hee Haw" And "Sha Na Na" were awesome, and I will hear no arguments to the contrary. Nor will I watch either for the first time in... checks Wikipedia... holy crap, Hee Haw was still on until 1997?... okay call it 40 years. Nor will I watch either for the first time in 40 years to make sure my opinion is still correct. I have listened to "Born To Hand Jive" by Sha Na Na from the Grease soundtrack much more recently, and that song is still fantastic.