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Afurious Nelson

Ten more minutes on my break, this uploaded at just the right time

Ronsarddesros

I hit like off the description alone, I ain’t even start yet 🤣

Mugetsu_Life

Five minutes in and I'm loving this episode already! 🤣🤣 this rose party story is crazy!

Ro

I love the camera setup that points at Maris, Jul, and Eddin. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

BasedRicky

They throwing shots at the JBP I’m crying😭 RIP BROOKLYN

Mugetsu_Life

Ayo! @14:05 Demaris story is legendary!! 🤣🤣🤣

Santos

always a good day when a new Patreon drops 💰💰💰

Ebony

That shot at Joe took me out!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Mina

Yo, what is WRONG with EVERYONE ON THIS PODCAST 🤣🤣🤣🤣???? Y'all finally corrupted/exposed Yomi and now exist as a group of certified demons. Y'all are SICK 🤣😈👹👻🧿👺, but I love it!!!!!!! Phenomenal episode.

alxkwng

quality ep!!

YuEsD

Baby D den traumatized that boy like that 😂

YuEsD

Wait.. didn’t Mal say he was going to stop smoking for lent?

Tobi Mojeed

Y’all should actually read the case. The news about the cop came out when she was in a psych hospital. She alleged that her superior held her down and had sex with her w/o a condom. The streets say she got fired cuz they were scared she’d say something in the psych ward. Shit is different than what is being reported.

Deja

Nah this WHOLE episode had me cackling😭😭😭

Justin Law

Man that shot at Joe was wild as shit 😂😂😂. Great episode nonetheless

Reef LaFlare

The DEAD CLITS would be a ill punk band name 😂😂😂

O

As a parent, I’ve done the blew in my babies face for medicine

DHJ

😂😂😂 y’all on on fire

DHJ

Mortified 💀 lol

Bryan Cole

Demaris: "they will be facing the person with the timer, which would be me." Also Demaris: "I'm sure the person with the timer would enjoy that." 😂

Bryan Cole

I lost it when Mal said "unlike some people we know" 😂💀💀 that's a reference to Joe being accused of jerking his dog off 😂😂😂

Kalill Reddick

This episode is hilarious 😂😂😂

Daniel Hill

My bad big dick is fucking hilarious

Bryan Cole

Demaris nasty af 😂😂😂😂 how you not gon wipe the floor after it drips out 😭😭😭 SUPER violation to that poor kid

Magic

“Ummm dats like da pylon cam in football” lmaooooooooooooooooo dats da funniest shit Julian every said

Juice

Mals emoji gotta go from moneybags to 🍆 at this point 😂😂😂😂 or 💰🍆 that’s moneybag meat right there

Bryan Cole

Julian probably the sickest dude in podcasting 😂 "where's the nearest kid" is nasty 😂😂😂

Daniel Hill

We need the Beavis and Butthead picture of Eddin and Julian

Kwdubb

yo off the hood of the car is crazy lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ashley Hogue

This episode had me laughing out loud !😭😭😭

Taylor Woods

I absolutely need a skit of Eddin and his gf doing plan b coke off the pod of car

Taylor Woods

This episode was fucking hysterical

Taylor Woods

I really, really need you all to understand, that when you are all kicking it, shooting this - it’s the absolute funniest podcast and the best podcast in the world. Rory & Mal shine in several spaces, but this format is top tier content. Thank you !!!!

Tanaya Lampley

Yoooo Demaris just took me out with the kid slipping on cum story 😂😂😂💀

Al Richardson

then your dog dies 2 weeks later 😭😭😭😭😭

Patty Fingers

“Sounds like a cover up” 😭😭😭

OutTheWayJay

Nahhh THIS is the CRAZIIIIEEEST episode thus far 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂. Take all my money y’all 😭😭😭

J Stro

This literally had me 💀. Perfect episode 😂

Daylin Jones

"My bad, Big Dick." Rory, please 😭

DP

Nah this episode is hilarious

Jdvon

Everybody was in their bag 😂😂

Nia

Scottie said they were never cool.

Dellapino Hill

This was crazy never laughed so hard

Frank Grimes

rory calling mal big dick is NASTY

Charlene

The way I didn't want this episode to end💀😂 it was perfect

Tim Williams

Demaris was cap this whole episode..

Dominique

Oh this was lit!!!

Walt_IV

Julian was shooting from deep this whole episode lol.

Jeremy Shipka

julian saying like the pylon cam got me DEAD

nyc.starlight

A NuvaRing CAN BE PUT BACK IN AT HOME. An IUD CAN NOT BE PUT BACK IN AT HOME.

Michey Osirus

Someone needs to call HR on Mal for being a nasty man. Yomi we stand with you .

James H

One of my favorites so far

Frank Grimes

oh man....either this week's patreon or the main show gonna be fun after the Chris Rock/Marlon comedy specials..

Reynaldo Rios

Yo, wild doesn’t even describe this episode. Lol

Marcus Jones

Nahhhhh. Eddin crushing up plan bs on the hood of the car and having her snort it is insane!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying. This shit was hilarious today.

Orin Johnson

Julian really takes his 1/2 Blackness to the limit. I actually have to remember he's half black sometimes because man....forget it. On top of he fact he sounds like a drag queen on a conference call, its all just weird.

Nikkie Harris

Lmaooooo laughing out loud at my desk 😂😂 even funnier because I work in HR, if they only knew what I was listening to 😂😂😂

We not doing that

Please keep these coming, this is what we want!!! If you guys stayed a little extra once a week and build up some content you would for sure get your patreon bread up no question. Do 1 pod a month of just questions from the Patreon or Reddit streets . Then let D cook with Mal once a month. If you guys need ideas for content ask these patronees. Just get that consistency and we will fuck with you guys forever

TM

@26:49 notice how Julian god cross eyed😂😂

TM

The rumor about him jerking his dogs

Deidra

Starting the “I love demaris, but she be cappin” fan club

Elton

One of the best Patreon episodes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yall wildin

7AM

My bad big dick 🤣🤣

Bryan Hill

okay so when the show coming to Patreon full-time

Sheem Cole

Can we get a 360 cam in this rose party?👀👀👀

Sheem Cole

Eddin make it happen

Nicholas Lilly

I thought there would be some sort of ASAP reference when slipping in cum came up 🤣

Eric

“And then they die 2 weeks later” 😭😭😭😭😭

Eric

Honestly I’m with the show being called the New Rory and Mal podcast with Eddin, Julian and Demaris 🤣

Zaia Yacoub

Oh my God I can't believe I almost missed this gold lol

Malik

Julian is hypersick and Rory with the buzzer beater nasty claim on Yomi MY GOD lmaooooo

Mugetsu_Life

Ayo Eddin saying "Put it in her mouth Mal" is sick!! 🤣🤣

Wzrd Wvvy

Demaris will cape for ANYTHING woman related 🤦🏿‍♂️

Daniel Cuza

pylon cam is fuckin insane😭😭😭

Alerted Mango

These chaotic episodes are the best

Dev

mal said “julians brain is different” and no one paused smh

Daq E

"OH fuck yeah, Mal. Feed it to her" 😆

Zay K

Slippin on NYPD Goo is craaazy.

EMAN

Watching this episode again today, classic episode, and I'm still laughing at Rory really spending the first minute trying to get his Rose/Ross joke heard. 😭😭😭

Mugetsu_Life

@9:45 The pylon cam in football is still the funniest line! 🤣🤣