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How NOT To Handle A Bear Attack | MORE Rory & MAL (Patreon)

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2023-07-31 09:00:03
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Braxton Moore

Mal just too old to get it sometimes 😒

samir abdalla

Mal Right. not everything is racism

samir abdalla

Yes Mal! Stand your ground. Julian making stuff up as usual and does it with such confidence no one calls him up on it.

samir abdalla

No Fan of Trump but Trump : "I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard." Julian "Trump said Take the Capitol!!!"

Tarrel Pitre

Wtf is demaris talking about?? A bear??

S Pres

Mal wanna be a white man 😂😂😂😂

S Pres

As a black man from a small ass southern town in Virginia. Mal is completely wrong.

IG. Mizzyfit_

Mal can’t see nothing from nobody else perspective

IG. Mizzyfit_

I’m from the south Mal most black ppl don’t listen to country

Junior

How many times did yall say playboy 😂😂we need a social clip with the count eddin

Xander Martin

Mal makes y’all so mad 😂😂😂

JB

Good Morning Everybody. Mal on behalf of all blacks in the South, specifically from a small town like me, MOST OF US DONT LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC. And that song is racist as shit 🤣 but they have every right to feel that way so I get your point. Just stop playing ignorant like he wasn't yelling "YEEERRR" to all the Ahmad Aubrey killing type whites

ahokay

I’m black and from a small town near a large Northern city. There was a sundown town less than a mile away. Jason Aldean sounds exactly like the racist people I grew up around. They use the same rhetoric on FB. It’s not just Southern and Mid West whites.

ahokay

Go to Aston, Pa to burn the flag.

Taylor Walton

I’m Black and I live in Nashville— country music capital of the world. Black People don’t listen to that shit here, and most White people don’t either. If we talking the whole South? Niggas definitely don’t listen to country. We have no connection to that shit, the White people try to fake it like they do.

alxkwng

Mal is painful to listen to sometimes, that country segment was a hard listen

Justin

"lay down if its brown" she gon meet god soon😭

Afurious Nelson

Mal so embarrassing sometimes bro 😂😂

Braxton Moore

U the type Nigga we talking bout 🙄

Ty'ya Tahara

Mal been pissing me off lately with his ignorant ass takes the last few episodes… I’m really starting to miss when all he said was “that’s crazy” cause I been a listener since the old pod and I’m really starting to not fuck with the show anymore

Taylor Woods

Mal is right if you are talking about superficial meaning. Lyrics are accurate etc also, I understand the thought process that it’s harmful to assume and place negative stereotypes on blacks…. White people rob liquor stores too etc. but go deeper pause and I agree racist af.

IG thestandouts_

Is Mal really this dumb or is it just for content? also, I'm from Texas, and I HATE country music and so do most other black people out here lol

treefolio

I'm really tired of Mal quadrupling down on literal interpretations of music/lyrics/art/etc as if they can't have any underlying message or undertones to them. Jason Aldean is not talking about goddamn small towns, the dude is talking about sun-downing town but he can't just LITERALLY SING IT because of the immense backlash he'd receive. He's a renowned country star, so what does he do? He dog whistles and panders to the MAJOR country music listener, in this case, (RACIST) WHITE PEOPLE. The video is INTENTIONALLY filmed in front of the Maury County Courthouse where in 1927, a black teenager was lynched after being falsely accused of attacking a white girl. There are INTENTIONAL clips of actual news and stock of "violent protests" including a clip of the Charlottesville car attack targeting peaceful protestors of Unite the Right (a white supremacist group) and the driver was an admitted neo-nazi. Jason Aldean knows EXACTLY the type of crowd he's catering to with this song/video. Just think for more than five seconds and consider the deeper messages not the superficial literal bullshit they wave in your face.

SteveDave

I am an animal expert and Baby D is correct…

Darnell

Demaris was actually right. The hippo would be the one most likely to bother you. They’re some of the most territorial animals on the planet. I believe they kill the most human beings as well ( around 500 a year).Bears are more reluctant to attack if you stand your ground. Unless it’s a polar bear. If it’s a polar bear it’s just best to lay in fetal position, it’ll make the death quicker.

Manuel Lazo

Damn, what happened? Lol the pod had about a 2 month stretch where it was fun to listen to and there was a certain synergy that was amazing. But damn, the last few pods and patreon episodes are a tough listen. Mal is being willfully ignorant as if he doesn’t see the point the rest of the pod members are trying to make.

Manuel Lazo

He’s been on another level for some reason, I don’t get it lol.

samir abdalla

So you are saying what Mal's saying. Mal is saying the words aren't racist in themselves. If yall want to be forensic and imagine what he really thinks then ya sure. But in of itself it's not. It's very simple. He may be an actual racist of course but that's irrelevant as we are going by his actual words. This is not complicated.

Christine

Mal is making the pod unlistenable…He never listens to anyone else’s opinion and he’s always 100% wrong

sayjahlil

No wonder this nigga Mal takes be so fucking dumb. listen to this nigga attempt to say "notable" at 43:25

Mugetsu_Life

Yo the road call part had me in tears! Road calling to a bear would be nuts! 🤣🤣

Jamoe

He’s Jerry west.

Jamoe

CANT SPELL LAME WITHOUT MAL THE e JUST SILENT

Will James

Facts. Trump clearly encouraged people to go to the capitol per his quote

Will James

Nah fr. He tries so hard to be “not like the others”. The song is a clear example of virtue signaling but Mal can’t comprehend that term

samir abdalla

Of course he did. But he told them to protest peacefully. He didn't tell them to storm or take over or stage a coup attempt. As an outside observer this is like every other other issue in America. Both sides only read and believe the extremes of each other.

Z

The Aldean & country Music hate lmfao😂😂

Jamoe

Dead ass

Marvin R.

Had to stop watching and YouTube hippo attacks, and yeah I’m now choosing the crocodile 😅

Heezy

Goddamn Mal is obtuse. The song, like any other song ever made, has meaning past the literal words. You know it's bad when Demaris and Julian both give up out of exasperation.

KayyRiv

Julian is so ruthless when it comes to attacking someone’s appearance. A joke or two okay, but he KEEEEPS goin like goddamn dude we fucking get it.

Demarcus Nixon

Mal is really a New York ass nigga. He don’t get that sundown towns are still a thing in the south and there’s still country mfs down here that still live by the sundown town rules. Man won’t ever understand now at his big ass age.

jaliel Hew

hey guys, I have some constructive criticism that i mean only from a place of love. Ive been watching for quite some time now. Your regular episodes have fallen out of my weekly listens. However, your patreon episodes are always ramped up and way more enjoyable. I get that on youtube and streaming you have to be more safe. But i think you're overplaying safe card. These episodes are more candid and the goal feels like it's to make the room laugh. I think the regular pod would benefit from it being more prominent there. I has seemed to me that even you guys have far more fun on patreon. I love this episode. Thanks again for all these years of content and wish you the best.

Justin Xdd

I love mal but my boy be coonin lol

Justin Xdd

Mal from New York so he don’t understand that in them “small towns” blacks go “missing” all the time I’m from Baltimore and we know if u start driving to far towards outter Maryland in them sticks or towards virgina u may go “missing”

Samuel King

mal def loves to keep the conversation dragging. at this point can we just let him disagree and move on? 😵‍💫

Will James

That’s all true. The country is being filled with extremists more and more everyday. We’re just saying Trump needs to take some accountability for what happened at the Capitol. Should he be jailed for it? No but he did plant the seed.

Sage

Can we get Mal off the pod and give Edin his mic at this point because I can’t listen to that coon for much longer omg

DetroitBoogie

Remember back when Mal would just say “that’s crazy?” Fun times.

J

Mal slowly setting up a career as a right wing commentator for whenever the pod ends lmao. Catch “That’s Crazy” with Mal and Candace Owens on the daily wire in 6 years

That1LeeBruh

Is Mal serious?? This shit is hard to listen to if he’s gonna keep caping for racists. Does he think this is cute and funny??

That1LeeBruh

It’s disgusting at this point

JJ

Idk how Mal can not see the racist tone that song/video has. I’m also one of those people that hates when everyone makes everything have to do with race but this isn’t one of those instances l, this one was pretty flagrant 💀

Tee

East Coast dudes allow non black people call them N. Mal is ignorant

Shawn Light

Rory wishes he was black Mal don’t care

Gone Corporate

I get engagement is the name of the game, but not like this. Not like this smh. Mal gotta scale it back 😩

Roberto Sanchez

there was a crocodile hunter who didnt use anything but his hands. aint no bear hunter is all imma say.

Tony Choppa

You can outrun a crocodile on land.

Otis J

Should have put this on an episode. The Roghtwing and leftwing media would circulate the fuckkkk out of this 🤣🤣

NAS

Come on mal And I ain’t tryna hear tha New York shi. ATP u damn near foreal a coon. And if your Not u definitely don’t strongly stand in your blackness at all. Always caping for coon shi.

Anastasia

Mal is doing cirque de Soleil level mental gymnastics to not see the racism in that video but...cool

Joe Williams

Those are apex predators, so I think you all die at the hands of anyone of those animals.

andrew misan

I have been watching for a while and the longer I watch, the more ignorant I find Mal. He argues the weirdest points and it really tells me how out-of-touch with reality he is.

Hustlewestbrook

My new policy is to skip the first 10 mins cuz it’s usually just one of them playing dumb

Lauren Howie

I cannot handle Mal’s idiocy today. I really can’t.

Lauren Howie

Sometimes it’s not cringe enough for me to dislike him, but this is where I draw the line

That1LeeBruh

Repeating himself over and over

George Thompson Jr

I'm not consistently spending my money to a nigga that swears up and down he can't understand why people are saying basic common sense shit to him every episode. Y'all might need to start marketing the podcast to Jason Aldean's crowd I'm sure they'd love to support Mal.

Rgdarkchild

Mal swear nobody is racist 🤣

YuEsD

I’m definitely choosing the croc you can easily tire them out I’ll just sit on their back and hold their jaws closed lol the bear and hippo would be the last animal I chose 😂

Kat

It’s disgusting and disrespectful and I’m over it. He really thinks he’s better than everyone and it’s not becoming.

📈UnbiasedUnalysis📉

This is like when [certain] white people nicknamed black people "Monday", so its covert when they say "i hate monday's". Covert/coded shit like that exists. Ignoring it is wild. Musically, what he did was metaphors/entendres meant to be taken more than 1 way. That's the genius of it. But Mal is king of being naive to very blatantly obvious things. He on brand lmao

Melly J

if a croc is out of water you can juke it out or climb a tree. hippos run and swim fast as shit, tigers and bears can run, swim, and climb fast as shit

RH

RH

Who the fuck burped at 1:12:03, what kind of shop are you guys running

Tuke Lenkku

Baby D ain’t crazy! Gimme a perc 30 and a bat and we gon see about that bear

Tuke Lenkku

Also Jason Aldean is a racist goober I don’t see how anyone can defend him on that 😅

DetroitBoogie

“If you ever see me in the forest fighting with a grizzly bear…HELP THE BEAR!!”

Jam Monroe

Maris you crazy as hell "if it's brown lay down" 🤣. Well "if you lay down you gonna be 6ft in the ground" 🤣

TCastro

I’m always here for Mal’s logical conversations.

john russell

I've lived in the south my whole life...new Orleans 22 years Dallas 3 year now I'm in Nashville for 15 years. I've Never heard a black person playing country music 🤣🤣 mal tripping on this one. Y'all need someone from the south on y'all show. Y'all be saying wild shit. Love the show though.

George Thompson Jr

That really is the saying “if it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back, if it’s white goodnight”

Mina

LOGICAL. HAAAAAAAHHHH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!! Hilarious!

Weedy Wonka

I live in North Carolina, we got towns around here with SIGNS POSTED in certain small towns warning black people don’t go there after sun down. Mal tripping this episode

TCastro

😌independent thinking is encouraged until it isn’t similar to yours

Thomas Woodruff

Drake needs to send the Wassas to Mal. He is not suing y’all.

JvyIncognito

Demaris think she Mystikal thinking she can take a bear 😂😂😂

gina

this was so unnecessary….. just say you don’t agree???

gina

after yelling belligerently at my phone then dying laughing for the rest of the time, this is one of my favorite episodes!

RH

It was meant in jest but you right, deleted the comment

KB

Mal: “Playboy magazine is still at newsstands, for sure” Eddin: “Naw they don’t print anymore” Dude just be talking like what he say is facts and he be wrong as hell lol

genocide jr.

mal really does just think one thing and never learn or change lol

Esai Oria

mal’s butthurt the whole pod cause his argument lost 🤣

Kevin Brown

Mal really buy the shit he says , that's crazy

Myles

Really sick of Mal's commitment to being wilfully obtuse. He's the oldest there but the least open minded, most ignorant and childish

KalDubbb

That chant was hilarious

Mont B.

As a nigga that lived in a small town in Va. shit I just moved not too long ago. Mal is wrong af

Jeremy Shipka

rory just said cleveland was a small town lol people swear ohio is straight cornfields

Double EE

Mal. Born and raised in the South. Black people down here don't listen to country. It's for white people. The song is racist. Period.

Colin McIntosh

And Yall let this Coon ass Boy Mal Represent hiphop on this nasty platform 😂😂😂😂😂 Mal your an idiot😂 a Complete Fool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bryan Cole

Naaaa bro that's a man who threw that bra 😂😂😂

Daygo to H Town

Willful ignorance = Mal. He chooses not to see what’s right in front of him

Daygo to H Town

Trump literally told them to go stop the capital from finish their vote DOWN THE STREET. Mal is ridiculous

Sentinel Kab

Example #249 of Mal not living in the real world smh

Sentinel Kab

For once, I feel so bad for D and Julian having to deal with this ignorance from Mal but Julian saying "you think they can get Meek on this" is fucking hysterical lmfaoooooooo

Hollywoodave

Damn Mal…. Smh straight coon

Chris Kash

The aliens are scared of us Mal. At least according to Dr. Steve Greer.

Tiffany Nychole

sometimes Mal really makes it hard to listen to him speak. he didn’t listen to a word Julian, Demaris, or even Rory said and Rory was trying to make it palatable for him. /:

Chris Kash

Julian is sick bruh. “A 🐊 got her”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jordan Lebeau

Baby D is right about bears. Brown lay down saved my life on a camping trip. Do NOT run from a grizzly bear. If you’re in the woods you WILL trip.

Joseph Davis

Mal really think the whole world is like Harlem. Crazy ignorance from him on this & to be so against the actual facts that are being giving to him.

Mont B.

A white man and a off brand black man had to tell a black man something was racist lmaaao pathetic

Ugo Ibe

In every argument. No listening. Just saying the same asinine things over and over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

Reef LaFlare

As a TEXAN and a Jason Aldean fan the mf got a record with Ludacris. So I don’t think he’s a racist and IF… he was idgaf white boy got slaps. 😂😂😂🤠 🦅 Murcia!

Lesley

The fact that the man who would wear a KKK hood and smash a white women in blackface has to explain to the black man how the video and song is racist is sending me. Mal had to be being obtuse on purpose

King

The role call really fuckin killed me bruh Jesus 😭

Jarar Hussain

Julian was cookin in that argument lmao

Sage

Literally canceling my Patreon after hearing that coon shit from Mal. Absolutely insane

M9

It's only racist if you personally tribute those aspects to black men and black men only. That song doesn't do that.

M9

Lol at you being triggered because he is being objective.

M9

It's only racist if you consider all the things he said to back people and black people only. This is coming from a man who is from a city that literally had the worst black massacre in our country. East St Louis.

Kobe15

“Playboy magazine is still in newsstands for sure. Don’t get it twisted. “ “Nah they don’t print anymore” “Playboy? When did they stop” “2020” “Oh so that’s new” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THREE YEARS AGO AIN’T NEW!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Especially when you telling people “absolutely” “don’t get it twisted” and “for sure”. Oh Mal, he had a tough go this episode for sure.

Ugo Ibe

Trump indicted a day after this ep is funny. Mal is vapid.

Lesley

Oh you’re one of those blacks 🫠

Ugo Ibe

Murcia is a city in Spain, tool.

Nehemiah

Baby D said what she said HELP THE BEAR!!!

Sage

Being objective and blindly supporting a known racist are two very different things actually

King AB

Mal being the oldest and the most ignorant is hysterical

Chima Ejim

Mal continues to be irresponsible with his platform. I can’t support this nonsense.

Reef LaFlare

It is always a proper noun that can be used in Satire, like such .. You tried it bud 😂😂

t

mal lowkey funny af when he gets into his coon bag 🤭

M9

I'm with Mal on this... Everyone who is offended by that song doesn't understand how racist THEY are..

Jay

Mal just like Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks. Acting coonery for no reason lol

M9

You are connecting two different things. I can see the political undertones way more than I can see the racial ones. The left has gotten so comfortable with yelling racism against blacks that now black people don't even have to be involved for it to be racist against blacks. How sway? Now I understand your point with the Ahmad Aubery situation. But let's look back. Those men got convicted and as black people and liberal media no celebration or anything. During the same time that white kid got off for killing a white man during a protest and he got so much ourage and was called racist.. How can you be racist against black people by killing a white man trying to attack you?

Jamoe

Yeah you and mal are retarded as hell.

Courtnee Cole

Mal was right Timothy McVay was at his car, watching what was going on and he was actually interviewed as well!!!

M9

So you only think black people do bad things huh? We are the only people who commit crimes?

Mont B.

So you just ignore the racist imagery. He’s literally standing in front of a building where black got lynched. He’s dog whistling. Who are the good ole boys ? Who do the good ole boys think do the things he said ? Or we just being purposely oblivious ?

M9

So rioting is racist? If you are offended by seeing rioting and it being condemned then you are saying that rioting is synonymous with black people. Now I can't defend lynching. I will never do that but if that's the case we shouldn't go to the white house because it's well documented that they played the original "birth of a nation" movie that started lynchings of plenty of black people across the country. I just feel like if you are offended by that song then you are putting black people I'm a negative light to begin with especially since violence isn't a black only thing.

Chavo City

Yall 2a argument is trash. The citizens outnumber the AF Julian plus how many troops are going to kill their family and friends.... Rory they won't just press a button because they would rid themselves of infrastructure and resources, not just people if they did. Imagine blowing up a whole industry of technology and farms plus the people who worked their.... just learn to shoot a gun and enjoy your freedoms.

Michael Johnson

They say hippos are mad aggressive because if YOU are the thing that’s on the menu, you gotta be on bullshit just to live. So they just stomp mfs out and just leave you (herbivores so they won’t eat you) but super territorial and aggressive.

flash render

“Is this their computers?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

STONERCHI

I get Julian is supposed to be the educated one but my gosh he is agggggggggggggggggy

Daq E

Where in VA?

…

mal not even a coon at this point he just slow it’s no way around it like how you 40 and stupid???

Daq E

How was it racist?

Shawn Davies

Mal’s is literally uncle ruckus

Jordan Hicks

Baby D picking the bear is insane lol

Daniel Hill

Mals tongue gotta hurt (pause) from all the boot licking this pod lol

S Pres

Martinsville Va

Synclair

For the love of god, can you all please cut the Mal debate segments short 😂 No matter what his opinion is, he’s incapable of considering nuance or new information. Idk if it’s a persona but the content is not good because the debates aren’t even factual or compelling. I guess all the comments are what you’re looking for though so maybe it does work.

Daygo to H Town

I’d pick the bear too, there are way more videos of bear being scared off by people or the bear just walking by people. They seem least likely to attack. It is almost a guarantee the crocodile will try to attack you for the entire 20 minutes.

Donald Kirk

Mal might actually be stupid bro. He refuses to see other sides.

Jay

yeah nah it's getting wild. 10 years and I never seen dude maturely take accountability for being wrong/misinformed. He just gets quiet and hopes everybody moves on or he repeats himself for an hour

Jay

can't stand it fr

Lexiville

I like that they show the video they’re watching instead just referencing it.

von

People on the ignorant side of history come from all cloths so I’m not sure why you being from St. Louis is relevant. He literally filmed the video on grounds popularly/historically known for racial violence (lynchings included). And when he said good ole boys, you’re delusional if you felt included. Please read more often my brother.

Nando 5

Coon coon hooray! Mal back on his right wing stuff and Rory looking for his approval

Osita Arimah

Mal you are a fucking retard

Morgan K. Saunders

This was definitely a episode Demaris was considering quitting

L

you said ‘imagine blowing up a whole industry of technology and farms plus the people’ and Israel took that personally 😭