Quick Update About Cheevos (Patreon)

Yes, I know "the kids" don't call them cheevos. But the word's burned into my brain, so.

I'm going to simplify the achievements considerably; I don't want people to have to play through the game like 15 times, or even the ending sequence of days 15 times to get everything.

The following are cut entirely:

• Happiness in Slavery / Welcome to the Jungle. No Order / Chaos specific achievements.

• Bound For The Floor. Let's be honest, nobody's gonna purposefully lose to Cthulhu just to get this.

• Keep Hope Alive: We don't need an achievement specifically for duos and trios.

• Shock to the System: Do five hacks. Kind of a meh achievement.

• You Oughtta Know: Website leveraging is fun but it's easy to miss five in one run so let's not.

• Even Flow: Beat the game without cheating at hacking? Kinda penalizes bad RNG.

The following have been changed:

• Killing In The Name, About a Girl, Do the Evolution, Black Hole Sun: Instead of only awarding for the solo-old-one endings, you can get these when forming alliances. So if you form the four god alliance you'll get all four in one blast.

I'll have Beta-03 for you in a week or so, taking care of this and fixing some crash bugs that have been reported.