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EARLY ACCESS, EXTENDED ACCESS!! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-04 14:42:10
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

This audio was a product of one of our $10+ Group Script Writing Sessions! Thanks to our cheeky monkeys for suggesting this audio idea, and hanging out with me while I wrote the script!! It's super cute, and way fun. And you guys get it first!

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Falling Down The Stairs: EXTENDED VERSION

Patrons get it early, Patrons get a longer version! Enjoy!!

Comments

Moon

I went down the stairs on a mattress once...

Moon
>>41589417

It hit the bottom stair wrong and catapulted me into the front door lmao there may or may not have been a dent... Sometimes I’m surprised I made it past 15 without serious injury

Anonymous

You see, I'm the person that falls UP the stairs 😂

Kiri

Loved it, Ben! I felt horrible for freaking you out taking so long to wake up lol and I about died laughing when you ranked us higher than a goldfish in difficulty keeping alive

Stephanie Drage

Once again you have delivered a masterpiece. That was so awesome. But really Ben? Harder to keep alive then a goldfish? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard. Geez I love it. I've fallen down stairs.... twice. That shit is absolutely NO fun. Hurts like a SOB. But sliding down on a mattress sounds like soooo much fun. That is definitely going on my bucket list. Thanks for this amazing work. I'm going back to the goldfish lol🤣🤣🤣

Karen Long

Thanks Ben!!! Nice to have something new when everything is re-runs and the Pandemic! Hope you and your family are safe and healthy!

Noelle B.

I loved this! I’ve got such a soft spot for your rescues. This was a great balance of concern and humor. Goldfish, indeed. 😂 I hope you, yours, and the tribe are healthy and happy!

Anonymous

Another masterpiece! Concern to laughter to ahhhhh, how sweet. I think most of us could do with more laughter currently. Thank you!!! As someone who tripped over tape on the floor, I can relate to the clumsy aspect. 🙃

Quinn Anne ASMR

"given yourself black eyes more than once walking into walls" I did not come here to be attacked like this

Meri

The shakiest relationship I’ve ever had with stairs is falling asleep or riding a sleeping bag down them.

Anonymous

As someone who works at a pet store, can confirm: definitely worse to keep alive than a goldfish 😂 Also you’re adorable when you’re trying to be all tough and heroic BatBen. Love the audio tons... and may be working on a bubble wrap drawing soon!

JayAshBran

I know people like this. And it is the funniest and most heart attack thing in the world. They’re lucky I love them

JayAshBran
>>41635106

Oh great. Just feed his ego even more why don’t ya. We’re trying keep our tribe leader humble, remember. 🤣🤣 but yeah. He is adorable.