Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Tell me something... (Patreon)

Published:
2020-10-22 13:02:58
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Hey you cheeky monkeys. While I’m trapped in bed drowning in snot, fill the comments section here with interesting things! Let’s have some fun!

Comments

LazuliVA

Ok i got a good story from the past. This is long but worth it so be warned!))) My family is known as the pranksters. Though this is an old story thought it be hilarious to share. My mother when i was kid living in the city decided to prank my cousin. For her sake I'll change her name to kayla. So kayla and her love got an apartment. He is a boston red sox baseball fan and her a hardcore yankees fan. (This is important. Also sorry to any of the yankee fans here in advance.) So my mother went to there house to drop things off with my older sister. They decided it be fucking hilarious after dropping the item off to start plastering yankees sucks all over the damn walls with paper but they couldnt find tape so they used. Wait for it hair gel. No seriously and stuck it on the walls. All over the place!? Now my cousin has a prized stuffed animal a mickey mouse. That shes had since I was in diapers. My mother being so damn diabolical thought lets make this prank better. How? By blind folding the mouse hanging it by its neck. She even hogtied the damn thing in the closet! Finally the fucking cherry topper she puts a tiny ransom note saying. "A million bucks or the mouse get it.". Then they leave and head home. Now an hour later my house phone rings and my cousin calls me sobbing her damn heart out cursing at me because my unlucky ass sounds like my mom on the phone. I ask her what happened only to hear her boyfriend. (Now husband.) Fucking crying hysterical laughing in the background. Only for him to tell me when they came home. All he heard was her scream. "MICKEY!!!" Thats when the two trouble makers walked in with a bag of McDonald's and they literally froze with the biggest oh shit faces. I tell her bye hang up and go. "What the hell happened." To them laughing and telling me there damn prank. Now. Anytime my cousin calls I shout. "Mickey!" Just to piss her off. Lmao!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

I have covid as well but its no where near as bad as it could be and im so grateful for it. Im so glad you got past what you had because even with my mild symptoms i wouldnt wish it upon anyone.